Don't Be Suspicious

Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

casual annoyed face

Not if it's ended by something other than a nuclear bombing. Like, say, a pandemic.

I am in no way prepared for the apocalypse but I do know what shoes I would wear during it.

I misread that as stilettos for a sec–

I misread that as stilettos for a sec–

WHEEZE

How does one forget quarantine?
Among other things?

I mean it kind of feels like a really shitty summer break. Where you don't have friends and have to do school

Eris is the only person who could rock steel-toed stilettos.

I was like well I know Eris is badass but stilettos for the apocalypse??

clutches GO bag protectively. I'm prepared for apocalypse.

I ate all my rations.

that sounds like a you problem.

my family has like a 20-pound bag of rice and a heck ton of instant ramen and bottled water
is that enough, Auntie Eris?

How are you supposed to make it when you're on the run?

Exactly

Eat it crunchy

thanks I hate it

i have a king sized twix bar left from halloween so that should last me a week and a half

you need to eat more than that

clutches GO bag protectively. I'm prepared for apocalypse.

I ate all my rations.

that sounds like a you problem.

my family has like a 20-pound bag of rice and a heck ton of instant ramen and bottled water
is that enough, Auntie Eris?

well. in all honesty–no

fair
tbh I wasn't expecting it to be

we have lots of canned food. Including chicken noodle soup, chicken noodle soup, and noodles with chicken soup