Auntie Eris, do you know anything about cleaning tubs?
Depends on what you mean?
like scrubbing it down? or like you've got a clogged drain?
the former–yes
the latter–hell no. pipes are icky
Scrubbing down
Ahhhh– well. I use two products depending on how clean I want my tub.
I'm my future mother-in-law is coming over I use Bar Keeper's Friend. It's like a white powder that has all kind of fun stuff you really shouldn't inhale in it but oh well……and it's cheap. (Magic Powder ya feel? lol im terrible)
-Spray down the shower.
-Dump the Bar Keeper's all over (a little goes a long way)
-Wait about 5-10 mins
-With a scrubby…..scrub the hell out of everything, including the metal bits.
-Rise until the porcelain doesn't have the grainy texture anymore.
-Ta da!
If my own mother is coming over (Lol sorry mama woods) I use Tilex. Cheap at Target. Its like a diluted bleach product for the entire bathroom–tub, toilet, sink….etc.
-On a dry tub, spray the shit everywhere, even the metal bits
-Wait about 5 mins
-Rinse.
-You're done. It's clean, it smells like you used more effort than you did.