Ella, Zach, I'm about to surprise adopt yall just so ya can have some bomb-ass crab.
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idk same thing
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I automatically thought of the std
Guys I had a notebook dream.
Miriam and Eris were in it and Jynnie and Emi a little too.
I had caught this guy doing something illegal and so we were taking him to court. Except Miriam was this guys friend or he had hired her or something like that. And she kept trying to mess us up so our case against him would be messed up.
The most distinct thing I remember was I was in a parking lot with my legal team and Miriam and I were standing behind a van in front of the window of a building and she tried to fight me but make it seem like I started the fight so I would get in trouble cause people would see that. Except I ended up unconscious on the pavement and she ran away. And then Emi, Eris, and Jynnie found me and Eris did doctor stuff on me. And that's all I remember.
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Interesting.. Your dreams don't seem at all that complex, must be nice
imagine dreaming lmao
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Guys I had a notebook dream.
Miriam and Eris were in it and Jynnie and Emi a little too.
I had caught this guy doing something illegal and so we were taking him to court. Except Miriam was this guys friend or he had hired her or something like that. And she kept trying to mess us up so our case against him would be messed up.
The most distinct thing I remember was I was in a parking lot with my legal team and Miriam and I were standing behind a van in front of the window of a building and she tried to fight me but make it seem like I started the fight so I would get in trouble cause people would see that. Except I ended up unconscious on the pavement and she ran away. And then Emi, Eris, and Jynnie found me and Eris did doctor stuff on me. And that's all I remember.
Man, of course I show up after all the legal stuff happens :/
I'd have won the legal battle!
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I finished OctoJyn today and it was normal sized, and I'm almost done with OctoRed and it's small
Starting to wonder if it's something with the yarn
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If the yarn you're using is different weights, they'll end up different sizes
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The orange is brighter than I imagined, but it's what we had
May I see my octopus?
If the yarn you're using is different weights, they'll end up different sizes
The yarn doesn't look much different in size, but if you compare the size of OctoRed to OctoMir, there's a big difference. Hm
It should say the weight on the packaging, I think. Even if they look the same, they might not be. Most yarn has a little paper thing around the middle that gives you information about it
If the yarn you're using is different weights, they'll end up different sizes
The yarn doesn't look much different in size, but if you compare the size of OctoRed to OctoMir, there's a big difference. Hm
It should say the weight on the packaging, I think. Even if they look the same, they might not be. Most yarn has a little paper thing around the middle that gives you information about it
Yes I know, but all of our yarn is old and the paper has long since ripped off.
If the yarn you're using is different weights, they'll end up different sizes
The yarn doesn't look much different in size, but if you compare the size of OctoRed to OctoMir, there's a big difference. Hm
To be fair, I am a rather small individual, so it's probably accurate.
this is making me really wish i had yarn and knew how to make octopi. my family would love them
https://blog.mohumohu.com/post/117524437877/amigurumi-octopus-pattern
For when you get yarn
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The orange is brighter than I imagined, but it's what we had
May I see my octopus?
When I'm done with all of them. I'm too lazy to keep taking pictures
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and Eris did doctor stuff on me.
As one does. XD
https://blog.mohumohu.com/post/117524437877/amigurumi-octopus-pattern
For when you get yarn
god you've given me life and also are holding it just out of my grasp. i don't actually know how to crochet anymore. b u t. i'm great at youtube tutorials so i will find one and i will convince my mom to order yarn and things at some point
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multiple funny stories about me and crabs
one time I went to a restaurant with my friends and long story short I accidentally ate a piece of crab meat which sent me into anaphylactic shock. The EMT that came to save my silly life was really (and I mean really) attractive which made me all embarrassed and grumpy that I was literally dying from eating something I shouldn't have and he looked me right in the eye and said "Don't be crabby."
I still have not recovered from this.
More recently my Papa Woods goes crab fishing out in the bay and brings it home for my family to feast on while he makes me a fancy steak (my dad is so sweet). Anyway–he had been keeping them in the freezer before cooking them but forgot to tell me. So I went to grab something out of the freezer and was immediately terrified by the slow moving beastie that I vomited all over the floor and passed out.
No I have not recovered from this either and it is one of Papa Woods' favorite dinner party stories to tell.
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"Don't be crabby" I-
exACTLY. what the fuck is this half fucking truckbed supposed to do. you cant put the dogs back there. you cant fit a bucket of crabs and sixteen crab pots back there. it's the worst. where are the cables you never use supposed to go? the shovel you dont remember buying? the ropes that have absolutely no purpose except to make it look slightly like you may have committed a murder?
I'm not even a "Merican and I really feel this.
one time I went to a restaurant with my friends and long story short I accidentally ate a piece of crab meat which sent me into anaphylactic shock. The EMT that came to save my silly life was really (and I mean really) attractive which made me all embarrassed and grumpy that I was literally dying from eating something I shouldn't have and he looked me right in the eye and said "Don't be crabby."
I want to marry this man.