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Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera
These dad jokes are getting out of hand
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Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera
These dad jokes are getting out of hand
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Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera
These dad jokes are getting out of hand
Then why the hell did you drop it?
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I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along. So I’m deciding I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
What?
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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
What?
Pilgrims.
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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Genocide
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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Genocide
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Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.
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This is worse than the time I lost my marbles
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This is worse than the time I lost my marbles
Did ever you find them?
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Have you heard about the chocolate record player? It sounds pretty sweet.
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Nearly had a heart attack because I took a quiz and my math grade dropped from 90% (A-) to 79% (C+) but then I checked and the gradebook just said “score pending”
Joys of online school and needing instant gratification
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XD
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Nearly had a heart attack because I took a quiz and my math grade dropped from 90% (A-) to 79% (C+) but then I checked and the gradebook just said “score pending”
Joys of online school and needing instant gratification
That is a terrifying feeling
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I’m an overachiever and a straight A student I CANNOT accept bad grades. If I do I will perish
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it has come to my attention that i joined in 2019
i was a little middle school child back then awwnot gonna lie to you, i was about to be like "pfft thats not that long ago, youre still a little child" and then i realized we're closing in on 2024
time blindness engaged
wish i was still a little child :(
i'm going to be 18 next year AHHHH
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I’m an overachiever and a straight A student I CANNOT accept bad grades. If I do I will perish
O.o
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I’m an overachiever and a straight A student I CANNOT accept bad grades. If I do I will perish
O.o
anyway how are y’all-
I’m an overachiever and a straight A student I CANNOT accept bad grades. If I do I will perish
O.o
anyway how are y’all-
I have a test today so I'm stressing
I’m an overachiever and a straight A student I CANNOT accept bad grades. If I do I will perish
me too, but bad grades for me is an A- or below..
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I’m an overachiever and a straight A student I CANNOT accept bad grades. If I do I will perish
O.o
anyway how are y’all-
Dying inside and out.
And now my first class is doing a kahoot game over our review that I haven't done yet help-
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Guys omg-
So I was just walking to class and I almost ran into a couple who was holding hands. And I was right in between them with other kids on my sides. So what did I do? Lifted up their arms and walked under them- my mind went: yeah this is a good idea-
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Guys omg-
So I was just walking to class and I almost ran into a couple who was holding hands. And I was right in between them with other kids on my sides. So what did I do? Lifted up their arms and walked under them- my mind went: yeah this is a good idea-
hahahahAHahahahaaHAhaha I don't know why but this made me die
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Guys omg-
So I was just walking to class and I almost ran into a couple who was holding hands. And I was right in between them with other kids on my sides. So what did I do? Lifted up their arms and walked under them- my mind went: yeah this is a good idea-
hahahahAHahahahaaHAhaha I don't know why but this made me die
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I’m going to cry. I just got rubber bands for my braces and they hurt