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(Also y’all, I’m just now realizing that we’ve almost created 50 more pages in a span of 3 days-)
(The power of the chicken chat continues to be proven)
Hej, hello, bonjour, hola, marhaba, strange but wondrous beings of this plane
according to the time-honoured Crime Calendar, today is… squints and adjusts glasses War Crime Wednesday!
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walks into the chat sleepily and rubs eyes morning, you chaotic chat-
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CHILDBIRTH SCREECHES
*gestures that this will liiiiikely continue for a while *
HOLD UP YOU'RE GIVING BIRTH??????
eggs
Is it scientifically possible to have two fertilized eggs in a span of 48 hours?
I think not.
Am I going to do so anyways?
Yes.
The caffeine has sent me into labor. Hold onto your buttcheeks, people
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hey u guys wanna know something
CHILDBIRTH SCREECHES
*gestures that this will liiiiikely continue for a while *
HOLD UP YOU'RE GIVING BIRTH??????
eggs
Is it scientifically possible to have two fertilized eggs in a span of 48 hours?
I think not.
Am I going to do so anyways?
Yes.
The caffeine has sent me into labor. Hold onto your buttcheeks, people
ANOTHER CHILD??????
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wait whAT THE FUCK-
hey u guys wanna know something
GEMMMMMMMAAAAA! Welcome back! *hugs *
Also, yes…I would very much like to know said “thing”…
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hey u guys wanna know something
GEMMMMMMMAAAAA! Welcome back! *hugs *
Also, yes…I would very much like to know said “thing”…
the thing is. . . drumroll I FUCKING LIVED I HAD MY HEART REMOVED AND ANOTHER PUT IN AND IM ALIVE WHAT Y'ALL GONNA DO NOW
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hey u guys wanna know something
yes
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Yay!!! Glad you’re back, Gemma!
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y'all wanna see a pic of the thing on my chest now
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lol imma show you anyways
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look at that shit- gnarly as hell lol; gonna be a damn good scar
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Dang
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yeah! it's amazing- the skin has scabbed up around the sutures - im healing amazingly already, they've pulled me off the breathing shit already cus im fabulous like that! im amazing did y'all know that
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look at that shit- gnarly as hell lol; gonna be a damn good scar
Damn my parent really went “screw you death-“
OH MY GOSH GEMMA YASSS
YOU ARE FABULOUS
That scar is AWESOME
So you had your heart (a viTaL ✨fEr-rEaking✨ organ) literally removed from your body and someone else’s put in?! THAT IS SO COOL
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OH MY GOSH GEMMA YASSS
YOU ARE FABULOUS
That scar is AWESOME
So you had your heart (a viTaL ✨fEr-rEaking✨ organ) literally removed from your body and someone else’s put in?! THAT IS SO COOL
IKR?!
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OH MY GOSH GEMMA YASSS
YOU ARE FABULOUS
That scar is AWESOME
So you had your heart (a viTaL ✨fEr-rEaking✨ organ) literally removed from your body and someone else’s put in?! THAT IS SO COOL
YES THANK YOU WORSHIP ME LIKE THE GODDESS I AM
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GEMMA U AWESOME FAM
seriously tho, glad to hear you’re doing well. Been praying for ya!
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GEMMA U AWESOME FAM
seriously tho, glad to hear you’re doing well. Been praying for ya!
Bro same I’ve been asking my deities to take care of her- XD
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hey u guys wanna know something
GEMMMMMMMAAAAA! Welcome back! *hugs *
Also, yes…I would very much like to know said “thing”…
the thing is. . . drumroll I FUCKING LIVED I HAD MY HEART REMOVED AND ANOTHER PUT IN AND IM ALIVE WHAT Y'ALL GONNA DO NOW
Would u be upset if I made a mildly offensive joke?
OH MY GOSH GEMMA YASSS
YOU ARE FABULOUS
That scar is AWESOME
So you had your heart (a viTaL ✨fEr-rEaking✨ organ) literally removed from your body and someone else’s put in?! THAT IS SO COOL
YES THANK YOU WORSHIP ME LIKE THE GODDESS I AM
I WILL CONTINUE TO WORSHIP DRAMA CHICKEN
BUT GWORL, YOU IZ A gAWdESS
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look at that shit- gnarly as hell lol; gonna be a damn good scar
Damn my parent really went “screw you death-“
COOL ASS SCAR
OH MY GOSH GEMMA YASSS
YOU ARE FABULOUS
That scar is AWESOME
So you had your heart (a viTaL ✨fEr-rEaking✨ organ) literally removed from your body and someone else’s put in?! THAT IS SO COOL
IKR?!
YEAHHHHHH!
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vibes while ignoring my art teacher
look at that shit- gnarly as hell lol; gonna be a damn good scar
Damn my parent really went “screw you death-“
COOL ASS SCAR
YESSSSSSS
