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✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)

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@False-andrew flash_on

does anyone want my eyeballs?

yes

👀 here you are please take them. I'll even throw in some extra pain and misery, even though they already come with the eyes. and I know they don't work, but no refunds

oh no i figured they wouldnt work and i was counting on the pain and misery - extra flavor for the demons in my basement

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@Eli-the-transboi group

4th shot of espresso, anybody?

try 8

Parent we just sang the akuna matata song from the lion king-

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Deleted user

does anyone want my eyeballs?

yes

👀 here you are please take them. I'll even throw in some extra pain and misery, even though they already come with the eyes. and I know they don't work, but no refunds

oh no i figured they wouldnt work and i was counting on the pain and misery - extra flavor for the demons in my basement

oho, for the demons, you say? for that, I'll throw in an extra pair of eyeballs, on the house. anything for those friends. they still owe me after what happened in Jakarta.

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@False-andrew flash_on

4th shot of espresso, anybody?

try 8

Parent we just sang the akuna matata song from the lion king-

noice

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so ya wanna be a hero kid, well whoopity doo

I have been around the block before with blockheads just like you

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@False-andrew flash_on

does anyone want my eyeballs?

yes

👀 here you are please take them. I'll even throw in some extra pain and misery, even though they already come with the eyes. and I know they don't work, but no refunds

oh no i figured they wouldnt work and i was counting on the pain and misery - extra flavor for the demons in my basement

oho, for the demons, you say? for that, I'll throw in an extra pair of eyeballs, on the house. anything for those friends. they still owe me after what happened in Jakarta.

mine owe me for Chernobyl and Three Mile Island

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@False-andrew flash_on

4th shot of espresso, anybody?

try 8

I’d rather not pass out in the middle of a speech but thanks

aw ur no fun lol

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Deleted user

does anyone want my eyeballs?

yes

👀 here you are please take them. I'll even throw in some extra pain and misery, even though they already come with the eyes. and I know they don't work, but no refunds

oh no i figured they wouldnt work and i was counting on the pain and misery - extra flavor for the demons in my basement

oho, for the demons, you say? for that, I'll throw in an extra pair of eyeballs, on the house. anything for those friends. they still owe me after what happened in Jakarta.

mine owe me for Chernobyl and Three Mile Island

they'll never not owe me for that mess they made out of Krakatoa

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@Eli-the-transboi group

Ya know what- forget dragging someone to hell- naw- drag their ass to Ohio- they’ll go nuts-

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@False-andrew flash_on

does anyone want my eyeballs?

yes

👀 here you are please take them. I'll even throw in some extra pain and misery, even though they already come with the eyes. and I know they don't work, but no refunds

oh no i figured they wouldnt work and i was counting on the pain and misery - extra flavor for the demons in my basement

oho, for the demons, you say? for that, I'll throw in an extra pair of eyeballs, on the house. anything for those friends. they still owe me after what happened in Jakarta.

mine owe me for Chernobyl and Three Mile Island

they'll never not owe me for that mess they made out of Krakatoa

ugh and ATLANTIS that was a PR nightmare

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Ya know what- forget dragging someone to hell- naw- drag their ass to Ohio- they’ll go nuts-

wHEEZE

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only in Ohio

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@False-andrew flash_on

Ya know what- forget dragging someone to hell- naw- drag their ass to Ohio- they’ll go nuts-

where do you think hell is?

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@Eli-the-transboi group

Ya know what- forget dragging someone to hell- naw- drag their ass to Ohio- they’ll go nuts-

wHEEZE

bows I’m here all day-

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@Eli-the-transboi group

Ya know what- forget dragging someone to hell- naw- drag their ass to Ohio- they’ll go nuts-

where do you think hell is?

Texas

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I though Ohio was a myth

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Ya know what- forget dragging someone to hell- naw- drag their ass to Ohio- they’ll go nuts-

where do you think hell is?

Texas

Hey now I got fam in Texas lol
I’ve never been tho :(

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Deleted user

does anyone want my eyeballs?

yes

👀 here you are please take them. I'll even throw in some extra pain and misery, even though they already come with the eyes. and I know they don't work, but no refunds

oh no i figured they wouldnt work and i was counting on the pain and misery - extra flavor for the demons in my basement

oho, for the demons, you say? for that, I'll throw in an extra pair of eyeballs, on the house. anything for those friends. they still owe me after what happened in Jakarta.

mine owe me for Chernobyl and Three Mile Island

they'll never not owe me for that mess they made out of Krakatoa

ugh and ATLANTIS that was a PR nightmare

you're telling me
and after what they pulled with the dinosaurs, too!

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@False-andrew flash_on

Ya know what- forget dragging someone to hell- naw- drag their ass to Ohio- they’ll go nuts-

where do you think hell is?

Texas

wrong. Ohio is hell

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@Eli-the-transboi group

I though Ohio was a myth

It is… 0.0

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I though Ohio was a myth

It is… 0.0

😂

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Deleted user

Ya know what- forget dragging someone to hell- naw- drag their ass to Ohio- they’ll go nuts-

where do you think hell is?

Texas

wrong. Ohio is hell

Hell is in Michigan, doofuses

group
@Eli-the-transboi group

Ya know what- forget dragging someone to hell- naw- drag their ass to Ohio- they’ll go nuts-

where do you think hell is?

Texas

wrong. Ohio is hell

Hell is in Michigan, doofuses

The world is hell- all except for Switzerland-

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Deleted user

Ya know what- forget dragging someone to hell- naw- drag their ass to Ohio- they’ll go nuts-

where do you think hell is?

Texas

wrong. Ohio is hell

Hell is in Michigan, doofuses

The world is hell- all except for Switzerland-

hey hey hey don't hate on Canadians like that

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@False-andrew flash_on

Ya know what- forget dragging someone to hell- naw- drag their ass to Ohio- they’ll go nuts-

where do you think hell is?

Texas

wrong. Ohio is hell

Hell is in Michigan, doofuses

The world is hell- all except for Switzerland-

fair enough

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@Eli-the-transboi group

Ya know what- forget dragging someone to hell- naw- drag their ass to Ohio- they’ll go nuts-

where do you think hell is?

Texas

wrong. Ohio is hell

Hell is in Michigan, doofuses

The world is hell- all except for Switzerland-

hey hey hey don't hate on Canadians like that

XDDD they like syrup.

person_off
Deleted user

Ya know what- forget dragging someone to hell- naw- drag their ass to Ohio- they’ll go nuts-

where do you think hell is?

Texas

wrong. Ohio is hell

Hell is in Michigan, doofuses

The world is hell- all except for Switzerland-

hey hey hey don't hate on Canadians like that

XDDD they like syrup.

and hockey. and sarcasm. and being nice and wholesome.

group
@Eli-the-transboi group

Ya know what- forget dragging someone to hell- naw- drag their ass to Ohio- they’ll go nuts-

where do you think hell is?

Texas

wrong. Ohio is hell

Hell is in Michigan, doofuses

The world is hell- all except for Switzerland-

hey hey hey don't hate on Canadians like that

XDDD they like syrup.

and hockey. and sarcasm. and being nice and wholesome.

And they all act like children-

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@False-andrew flash_on

Ya know what- forget dragging someone to hell- naw- drag their ass to Ohio- they’ll go nuts-

where do you think hell is?

Texas

wrong. Ohio is hell

Hell is in Michigan, doofuses

The world is hell- all except for Switzerland-

hey hey hey don't hate on Canadians like that

XDDD they like syrup.

and hockey. and sarcasm. and being nice and wholesome.

And they all act like children-

i like canadians. they remind of calm geese

person_off
Deleted user

Ya know what- forget dragging someone to hell- naw- drag their ass to Ohio- they’ll go nuts-

where do you think hell is?

Texas

wrong. Ohio is hell

Hell is in Michigan, doofuses

The world is hell- all except for Switzerland-

hey hey hey don't hate on Canadians like that

XDDD they like syrup.

and hockey. and sarcasm. and being nice and wholesome.

And they all act like children-

OBJECTION, YOUR HONOUR! FALSE CLAIMS!
we do NOT