✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)

I hand over a larger sheet of paper Here you go.

I still have to hold it close and it takes me a painfully long time to read it, then I nod and sign it with the quill. Done deal, sadeeq. Done deal.

I grin, closing my hands. The contract and quill disappear Thank you.

Many welcomes, sadeeq. 'Twas my pleasure.

I bow Now, for our first order of business. Care to shatter some eggs?

I hand over a larger sheet of paper Here you go.

I still have to hold it close and it takes me a painfully long time to read it, then I nod and sign it with the quill. Done deal, sadeeq. Done deal.

I grin, closing my hands. The contract and quill disappear Thank you.

Many welcomes, sadeeq. 'Twas my pleasure.

I bow Now, for our first order of business. Care to shatter some eggs?

I grin I do like the noise they make.

It drips with golden ichor

Calm down, Letus.

No. Never.

But Letusssss

And, actually, I prefer Thanatos.

I hand over a larger sheet of paper Here you go.

I still have to hold it close and it takes me a painfully long time to read it, then I nod and sign it with the quill. Done deal, sadeeq. Done deal.

I grin, closing my hands. The contract and quill disappear Thank you.

Many welcomes, sadeeq. 'Twas my pleasure.

I bow Now, for our first order of business. Care to shatter some eggs?

I grin I do like the noise they make.

I look at Rhys then back at Denny Here's the deal. We shatter them then set fire to them.

How about……. We leave the eggs alone……. Crazy right……..

I wave at Demons You're with Gemma? I stole Denny.

rude!!

but Visio has pizza, Arya, as well as they're a lot more fun!

I wave at Demons You're with Gemma? I stole Denny.

rude!!

I shrug I had a better deal. Free pizza, eternal youth and life, literally immune to death and the ability to cast any spell ever. Also all the knowledge of the Multiverse.

It drips with golden ichor

Calm down, Letus.

No. Never.

But Letusssss

And, actually, I prefer Thanatos.

BUT THANOS I MEAN THANATOS

No-

I hand over a larger sheet of paper Here you go.

I still have to hold it close and it takes me a painfully long time to read it, then I nod and sign it with the quill. Done deal, sadeeq. Done deal.

I grin, closing my hands. The contract and quill disappear Thank you.

Many welcomes, sadeeq. 'Twas my pleasure.

I bow Now, for our first order of business. Care to shatter some eggs?

I grin I do like the noise they make.

I look at Rhys then back at Denny Here's the deal. We shatter them then set fire to them.

YAY!! ARSON!!!! L'incendie criminel est le remède à toute blessure.

You are all my type of crazy.

I hand over a larger sheet of paper Here you go.

I still have to hold it close and it takes me a painfully long time to read it, then I nod and sign it with the quill. Done deal, sadeeq. Done deal.

I grin, closing my hands. The contract and quill disappear Thank you.

Many welcomes, sadeeq. 'Twas my pleasure.

I bow Now, for our first order of business. Care to shatter some eggs?

I grin I do like the noise they make.

I look at Rhys then back at Denny Here's the deal. We shatter them then set fire to them.

YAY!! ARSON!!!! L'incendie criminel est le remède à toute blessure.

Ça, c'est la verité absolu.

I wave at Demons You're with Gemma? I stole Denny.

rude!!

but Visio has pizza, Arya, as well as they're a lot more fun!

child, you forget, food has no effect on me, and what abt the knifes. How can they be more fun than knifes

We also provide a greatsword and a broadsword.

I hand over a larger sheet of paper Here you go.

I still have to hold it close and it takes me a painfully long time to read it, then I nod and sign it with the quill. Done deal, sadeeq. Done deal.

I grin, closing my hands. The contract and quill disappear Thank you.

Many welcomes, sadeeq. 'Twas my pleasure.

I bow Now, for our first order of business. Care to shatter some eggs?

I grin I do like the noise they make.

I look at Rhys then back at Denny Here's the deal. We shatter them then set fire to them.

YAY!! ARSON!!!! L'incendie criminel est le remède à toute blessure.

You are all my type of crazy.

Which part makes you say that, ami? The L'incendie criminel?

Indeed.

I wave at Demons You're with Gemma? I stole Denny.

rude!!

but Visio has pizza, Arya, as well as they're a lot more fun!

child, you forget, food has no effect on me, and what abt the knifes. How can they be more fun than knifes

It has an effect on me, and at the moment I was more focused on my needs than yours, sadeeq. And I still have the knife and longsword Gemma gave me when I was First Commander. I'm not losing anything here.

eternal youth and life

i have a necklace that gives the wearer eternal youth and beauty, but it brings misfortune but hey it's a small price to pay for eternal youth

No misfortune here. The contract is literally just to have fun and avoid Elder Gods - they'll know it was me that gave them their power.

I hand over a larger sheet of paper Here you go.

I still have to hold it close and it takes me a painfully long time to read it, then I nod and sign it with the quill. Done deal, sadeeq. Done deal.

I grin, closing my hands. The contract and quill disappear Thank you.

Many welcomes, sadeeq. 'Twas my pleasure.

I bow Now, for our first order of business. Care to shatter some eggs?

I grin I do like the noise they make.

I look at Rhys then back at Denny Here's the deal. We shatter them then set fire to them.

YAY!! ARSON!!!! L'incendie criminel est le remède à toute blessure.

Ça, c'est la verité absolu.

Oui, absolument

Et quand l'incendie criminel ne fonctionne plus, il y a toujours le meurtre

I wave at Demons You're with Gemma? I stole Denny.

rude!!

but Visio has pizza, Arya, as well as they're a lot more fun!

child, you forget, food has no effect on me, and what abt the knifes. How can they be more fun than knifes

We also provide a greatsword and a broadsword.

you might as well just provide thanos gauntlet at this point

Nope.