✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)

i'm watching the percy jackson movies rn, specifically the 2nd one, and something about annabeth being stabbed by a manticore's tail is so funny to me

Dude I couldn’t even get past the first movie,, having read the books first and being like “yeah no this is very bad”

the first movie took me months to finish bc of how bad it was like….wdym that everyone but percy knows he's a son of posiedon??? also kinda pissed off that clarrise or dionysus didn't show up (granted they do appear in the second film but they don't have enough screen time for me to be satisfied)

I shoved that movie from my memory and didn’t bother with the others tbh- I see a bad book-to-movie adaptation and just pretend it doesn’t exist

imagine if they had completed the entire series—
oh no what have I've done why did i think about that noooo now it's gonna be stuck in my mind noo–

(Ghost Ame being a general makes me want to draw her in a really cool military style outfit I mean what)

Here think about my very cool art idea instead

yes yes yes omg that'd be so cool???

With her sword and coffee and like Very Cool Dynamic Pose???????? Ehehehehe

Am incredibly bored—

I am too.

Like, why is it, that when I have nothing else to do, all the people, except one, that I RP with are offline?

Not entirely sure-

Eh— I have 4 characters that I need to make. . . AUGH—
I used to have this archive of random, complete characters that I was waiting to use and then, somehow, it got deleted

That sucks honestly-

Yes, it does, and I’m slowly reaching the writers block that will let me pump out replies across all my RP platforms, but when it comes to needing a new charcter I’m just like— OMG WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?? (And you’ve seen what I do to the templates, i make it a lot harder than it has to be)

I do too- don't worry. The templates I put up are basically half-sized.

(Ghost Ame being a general makes me want to draw her in a really cool military style outfit I mean what)

Here think about my very cool art idea instead

yes yes yes omg that'd be so cool???

With her sword and coffee and like Very Cool Dynamic Pose???????? Ehehehehe

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I AM LOVING THIS IDEA

Am incredibly bored—

I am too.

Like, why is it, that when I have nothing else to do, all the people, except one, that I RP with are offline?

Not entirely sure-

Eh— I have 4 characters that I need to make. . . AUGH—
I used to have this archive of random, complete characters that I was waiting to use and then, somehow, it got deleted

That sucks honestly-

Yes, it does, and I’m slowly reaching the writers block that will let me pump out replies across all my RP platforms, but when it comes to needing a new charcter I’m just like— OMG WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?? (And you’ve seen what I do to the templates, i make it a lot harder than it has to be)

I do too- don't worry. The templates I put up are basically half-sized.

And my personalities, dont get me started on those, I make them a little to complex for me to keep up with in the long run!
And then I’ll sit there with his/her three hobbies and I’ll be asking people around me, friends or family to give me random stuff to put in there.

I have the same issue. But I put too many hobbies and too little into personality.

Ok so I was looking through Pinterest and

I want to draw something like this, but instead of weird shorts things it’s actually pants and the heels are replaced with combat boots :D

Ghost Ame must slay (both literally and figuratively)

thank you for listening to my TEDtalk

Ok so I was looking through Pinterest and

I want to draw something like this, but instead of weird shorts things it’s actually pants and the heels are replaced with combat boots :D

Ghost Ame must slay (both literally and figuratively)

thank you for listening to my TEDtalk

that's so hot omg

I can already see the drawing in my mind……,,, vivid picture brain go weee

*farts. *

*farts. *

Chicken what the f-

*evil cackles *

Badadadada dadadadadiyada dada da da diyadda

sips coffee in silence

takes a deep breath

_{MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD}

you have a milkshake

takes a deep breath

_{MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD}

you have a milkshake

i have lots

can I have one

takes a deep breath

_{MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD}

you have a milkshake

i have lots

can I have one

yes

that looks amazing

Can i have one-?

yes of course. what type of flavor?

“What type of flavor” meanwhile you just immediately guessed what I would have wanted without error