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✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)

@IamNOTachickenok forum 26763 comments schedule
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Where’s Visio when you really need a murder /j

You rang?

OH HI

nervous laughter

I wave Ave.

I uh. Was definitely not casually mentioning that you murder people

I mean what

group
@Eli-the-transboi group

screeches in WhAt ThE fUcK jUsT hApPeNeD

You say a bad word!

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Deleted user

screeches in WhAt ThE fUcK jUsT hApPeNeD

GO GET SOBER YOU GOBLIN

person_off
Deleted user

Where’s Visio when you really need a murder /j

You rang?

OH HI

nervous laughter

I wave Ave.

I uh. Was definitely not casually mentioning that you murder people

I mean what

Ah. Who needs killing now? Gemma? Pandora? Kai? Gabs? Chicken?

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@False-andrew flash_on

screeches in WhAt ThE fUcK jUsT hApPeNeD

GO GET SOBER YOU GOBLIN

nO NEVER

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@False-andrew flash_on

screeches in WhAt ThE fUcK jUsT hApPeNeD

You say a bad word!

bed for you!

group

Whoa hey now
I’m just chillin

group
@Eli-the-transboi group

screeches in WhAt ThE fUcK jUsT hApPeNeD

You say a bad word!

bed for you!

Nuh uh! Im not sleepy!

person_off
Deleted user

Where’s Visio when you really need a murder /j

You rang?

OH HI

nervous laughter

I wave Ave.

I uh. Was definitely not casually mentioning that you murder people

I mean what

Ah. Who needs killing now? Gemma? Pandora? Kai? Gabs? Chicken?

your mum I mean Gemma’s very drunk right now but don’t actually murder her

group

Ame omg

@IamNOTachickenok

*makes another lipstick taser duct tape contraption and hands to Gemma *

*quick realization that giving a sparkly, noisy mass weapon to a Gemma under the influence is not a good idea *

*shrug of disregard *

person_off
Deleted user

Where’s Visio when you really need a murder /j

You rang?

OH HI

nervous laughter

I wave Ave.

I uh. Was definitely not casually mentioning that you murder people

I mean what

Ah. Who needs killing now? Gemma? Pandora? Kai? Gabs? Chicken?

your mum I mean Gemma’s very drunk right now but don’t actually murder her

I nod Got it. I pick Gemma up as though she's a sack of potatos and carry her out of the chat So long.

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Ame omg

wheeze

I’m sleep deprived and my filter is pretty much gone ok

group

o h

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@False-andrew flash_on

*makes another lipstick taser duct tape contraption and hands to Gemma *

*quick realization that giving a sparkly, noisy mass weapon to a Gemma under the influence is not a good idea *

*shrug of disregard *

offers soul of cheesecake god

group
@Eli-the-transboi group

Where’s Visio when you really need a murder /j

You rang?

OH HI

nervous laughter

I wave Ave.

I uh. Was definitely not casually mentioning that you murder people

I mean what

Ah. Who needs killing now? Gemma? Pandora? Kai? Gabs? Chicken?

your mum I mean Gemma’s very drunk right now but don’t actually murder her

I nod Got it. I pick Gemma up as though she's a sack of potatos and carry her out of the chat So long.

NOOOOOOOO GIV HER BAKKKK

person_off
Deleted user

Where’s Visio when you really need a murder /j

You rang?

OH HI

nervous laughter

I wave Ave.

I uh. Was definitely not casually mentioning that you murder people

I mean what

Ah. Who needs killing now? Gemma? Pandora? Kai? Gabs? Chicken?

your mum I mean Gemma’s very drunk right now but don’t actually murder her

I nod Got it. I pick Gemma up as though she's a sack of potatos and carry her out of the chat So long.

NOOOOOOOO GIV HER BAKKKK

visio give Gemma back right now or I will smack you

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@False-andrew flash_on

Where’s Visio when you really need a murder /j

You rang?

OH HI

nervous laughter

I wave Ave.

I uh. Was definitely not casually mentioning that you murder people

I mean what

Ah. Who needs killing now? Gemma? Pandora? Kai? Gabs? Chicken?

your mum I mean Gemma’s very drunk right now but don’t actually murder her

I nod Got it. I pick Gemma up as though she's a sack of potatos and carry her out of the chat So long.

shrieks and turns bright red starting to kick

group

*makes another lipstick taser duct tape contraption and hands to Gemma *

*quick realization that giving a sparkly, noisy mass weapon to a Gemma under the influence is not a good idea *

*shrug of disregard *

offers soul of cheesecake god

MY PATRON HAS BEEN OFFENDED

group
@Eli-the-transboi group

Where’s Visio when you really need a murder /j

You rang?

OH HI

nervous laughter

I wave Ave.

I uh. Was definitely not casually mentioning that you murder people

I mean what

Ah. Who needs killing now? Gemma? Pandora? Kai? Gabs? Chicken?

your mum I mean Gemma’s very drunk right now but don’t actually murder her

I nod Got it. I pick Gemma up as though she's a sack of potatos and carry her out of the chat So long.

shrieks and turns bright red starting to kick

Mommy ima save you! saves mommy from the vampire

person_off
Deleted user

Where’s Visio when you really need a murder /j

You rang?

OH HI

nervous laughter

I wave Ave.

I uh. Was definitely not casually mentioning that you murder people

I mean what

Ah. Who needs killing now? Gemma? Pandora? Kai? Gabs? Chicken?

your mum I mean Gemma’s very drunk right now but don’t actually murder her

I nod Got it. I pick Gemma up as though she's a sack of potatos and carry her out of the chat So long.

NOOOOOOOO GIV HER BAKKKK

visio give Gemma back right now or I will smack you

I pause She won't have access to that monstrosity the chicken created. Would you like me to leave her and give her access to what ammounts up to a thunderstorm?

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@False-andrew flash_on

*makes another lipstick taser duct tape contraption and hands to Gemma *

*quick realization that giving a sparkly, noisy mass weapon to a Gemma under the influence is not a good idea *

*shrug of disregard *

offers soul of cheesecake god

MY PATRON HAS BEEN OFFENDED

shrugs nonchlanty

person_off
Deleted user

Where’s Visio when you really need a murder /j

You rang?

OH HI

nervous laughter

I wave Ave.

I uh. Was definitely not casually mentioning that you murder people

I mean what

Ah. Who needs killing now? Gemma? Pandora? Kai? Gabs? Chicken?

your mum I mean Gemma’s very drunk right now but don’t actually murder her

I nod Got it. I pick Gemma up as though she's a sack of potatos and carry her out of the chat So long.

NOOOOOOOO GIV HER BAKKKK

visio give Gemma back right now or I will smack you

I pause She won't have access to that monstrosity the chicken created. Would you like me to leave her and give her access to what ammounts up to a thunderstorm?

She’s drunk, I can easily steal the thing from her shrugs and sips coffee

flash_on
@False-andrew flash_on

Where’s Visio when you really need a murder /j

You rang?

OH HI

nervous laughter

I wave Ave.

I uh. Was definitely not casually mentioning that you murder people

I mean what

Ah. Who needs killing now? Gemma? Pandora? Kai? Gabs? Chicken?

your mum I mean Gemma’s very drunk right now but don’t actually murder her

I nod Got it. I pick Gemma up as though she's a sack of potatos and carry her out of the chat So long.

shrieks and turns bright red starting to kick

Mommy ima save you! saves mommy from the vampire

thnk u! ^w^

flash_on
@False-andrew flash_on

Where’s Visio when you really need a murder /j

You rang?

OH HI

nervous laughter

I wave Ave.

I uh. Was definitely not casually mentioning that you murder people

I mean what

Ah. Who needs killing now? Gemma? Pandora? Kai? Gabs? Chicken?

your mum I mean Gemma’s very drunk right now but don’t actually murder her

I nod Got it. I pick Gemma up as though she's a sack of potatos and carry her out of the chat So long.

NOOOOOOOO GIV HER BAKKKK

visio give Gemma back right now or I will smack you

I pause She won't have access to that monstrosity the chicken created. Would you like me to leave her and give her access to what ammounts up to a thunderstorm?

She’s drunk, I can easily steal the thing from her shrugs and sips coffee

wanna BET

@IamNOTachickenok

*makes another lipstick taser duct tape contraption and hands to Gemma *

*quick realization that giving a sparkly, noisy mass weapon to a Gemma under the influence is not a good idea *

*shrug of disregard *

offers soul of cheesecake god

*shouting to a potato-bag Gemma *

I DONT NEED GABS SOUL, BUT THANKS ANYWAYS!

*puts together many more *

group
@Eli-the-transboi group

Where’s Visio when you really need a murder /j

You rang?

OH HI

nervous laughter

I wave Ave.

I uh. Was definitely not casually mentioning that you murder people

I mean what

Ah. Who needs killing now? Gemma? Pandora? Kai? Gabs? Chicken?

your mum I mean Gemma’s very drunk right now but don’t actually murder her

I nod Got it. I pick Gemma up as though she's a sack of potatos and carry her out of the chat So long.

shrieks and turns bright red starting to kick

Mommy ima save you! saves mommy from the vampire

thnk u! ^w^

^^ ima superhero!

flash_on
@False-andrew flash_on

*makes another lipstick taser duct tape contraption and hands to Gemma *

*quick realization that giving a sparkly, noisy mass weapon to a Gemma under the influence is not a good idea *

*shrug of disregard *

offers soul of cheesecake god

*shouting to a potato-bag Gemma *

I DONT NEED GABS SOUL, BUT THANKS ANYWAYS!

*puts together many more *

. . . offers soul of the Elder Crab

person_off
Deleted user

Where’s Visio when you really need a murder /j

You rang?

OH HI

nervous laughter

I wave Ave.

I uh. Was definitely not casually mentioning that you murder people

I mean what

Ah. Who needs killing now? Gemma? Pandora? Kai? Gabs? Chicken?

your mum I mean Gemma’s very drunk right now but don’t actually murder her

I nod Got it. I pick Gemma up as though she's a sack of potatos and carry her out of the chat So long.

NOOOOOOOO GIV HER BAKKKK

visio give Gemma back right now or I will smack you

I pause She won't have access to that monstrosity the chicken created. Would you like me to leave her and give her access to what ammounts up to a thunderstorm?

She’s drunk, I can easily steal the thing from her shrugs and sips coffee

You clearly underestimate any form of Gemma.

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wanna BET

points sword at Gemma sure