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✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)

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@False-andrew flash_on

*makes another lipstick taser duct tape contraption and hands to Gemma *

*quick realization that giving a sparkly, noisy mass weapon to a Gemma under the influence is not a good idea *

*shrug of disregard *

offers soul of cheesecake god

*shouting to a potato-bag Gemma *

I DONT NEED GABS SOUL, BUT THANKS ANYWAYS!

*puts together many more *

. . . offers soul of the Elder Crab

…*gently takes *

…is this an alliance?

…you’re welcome to take it back, if you want…

shrugs i just wannna sparky

Go for it! *tosses *

I’ll be making more if you want anyyyyy!

thank! catches and activates it, giggling as i listen to the loud hum

GEMMA NO

GEMMA YES

NO!!

giggles running around waving sparky YES!!!

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Aight imma head out

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You clearly underestimate any form of Gemma.

Shush, you cracker

Why do you call me that? Because I am delicious and salty? /j

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I’m sorry what and salty

I snicker Nothing.

I’m literally neurodivergent and a minor

I meant it as a joke, not a predatory or sexual way-

I know I’m joking too ;-;

I couldn't tell- apologies-

it’s fine my joking tone is never detectable irl or online

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Aight imma head out

Oop- Byebye Gabs!

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@False-andrew flash_on

Aight imma head out

byebvye gabsy!

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hey kids

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hey kids

hi

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it’s fine my joking tone is never detectable irl or online

Honestly same. As is evident by how I rejoined this chaos.

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hey kids

I wave Ave. Careful of Gemma, she's drunk and has a taser.

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it’s fine my joking tone is never detectable irl or online

Honestly same. As is evident by how I rejoined this chaos.

so anyway you are a bland cracker

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@False-andrew flash_on

hey kids

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! i have a sparky thing! waves around the abomination that is in my hand giggling as it hums like a lightsaber

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it’s fine my joking tone is never detectable irl or online

Honestly same. As is evident by how I rejoined this chaos.

so anyway you are a bland cracker

Nope. A Club or a Ritz cracker.

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@spacebluelily language

Where’s Visio when you really need a murder /j

You rang?

OH HI

nervous laughter

I wave Ave.

I uh. Was definitely not casually mentioning that you murder people

I mean what

Ah. Who needs killing now? Gemma? Pandora? Kai? Gabs? Chicken?

leave me out of whatever this is

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hey kids

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! i have a sparky thing! waves around the abomination that is in my hand giggling as it hums like a lightsaber

Gemma, no.

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it’s fine my joking tone is never detectable irl or online

Honestly same. As is evident by how I rejoined this chaos.

so anyway you are a bland cracker

Nope. A Club or a Ritz cracker.

bland.

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@spacebluelily language

in my opinion, visio, those crackers you just mentioned, are indeed bland as fuck.

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Where’s Visio when you really need a murder /j

You rang?

OH HI

nervous laughter

I wave Ave.

I uh. Was definitely not casually mentioning that you murder people

I mean what

Ah. Who needs killing now? Gemma? Pandora? Kai? Gabs? Chicken?

leave me out of whatever this is

I chuckle Just running through available targets who may have done something to warrant it tonight.

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in my opinion, visio, those crackers you just mentioned, are indeed bland as fuck.

They have a fuck ton of salt.

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in my opinion, visio, those crackers you just mentioned, are indeed bland as fuck.

HAH

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@False-andrew flash_on

hey kids

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! i have a sparky thing! waves around the abomination that is in my hand giggling as it hums like a lightsaber

Gemma, no.

gemma yes

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in my opinion, visio, those crackers you just mentioned, are indeed bland as fuck.

They have a fuck ton of salt.

Yea and no chill, guess y’all are more similar than I thought 🧐

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in my opinion, visio, those crackers you just mentioned, are indeed bland as fuck.

They have a fuck ton of salt.

Yea and no chill, guess y’all are more similar than I thought 🧐

Who?

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@spacebluelily language

in my opinion, visio, those crackers you just mentioned, are indeed bland as fuck.

They have a fuck ton of salt.

Still bland. If you want a fuck ton of salt, just shake some into your hand and eat it.

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in my opinion, visio, those crackers you just mentioned, are indeed bland as fuck.

They have a fuck ton of salt.

Yea and no chill, guess y’all are more similar than I thought 🧐

Who?

You and the crackers—

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in my opinion, visio, those crackers you just mentioned, are indeed bland as fuck.

They have a fuck ton of salt.

Still bland. If you want a fuck ton of salt, just shake some into your hand and eat it.

I’ve unironically done that

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in my opinion, visio, those crackers you just mentioned, are indeed bland as fuck.

They have a fuck ton of salt.

Still bland. If you want a fuck ton of salt, just shake some into your hand and eat it.

You don't get the cracker which is, in my opinion, the best part. And the entire reason why the thing exists.

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@spacebluelily language

Okay, now I go sleeps. Goodbye people.

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Okay, now I go sleeps. Goodbye people.

Oop, byebye

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in my opinion, visio, those crackers you just mentioned, are indeed bland as fuck.

They have a fuck ton of salt.

Yea and no chill, guess y’all are more similar than I thought 🧐

Who?

You and the crackers—

Ah. I look at you Would you like to test just how "chill" I can be, Ghostie?

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@spacebluelily language

in my opinion, visio, those crackers you just mentioned, are indeed bland as fuck.

They have a fuck ton of salt.

Still bland. If you want a fuck ton of salt, just shake some into your hand and eat it.

I’ve unironically done that

it's something my family does. but we also eat it with a tortilla.