Dying! At the dinner table. BAND MEMBERS ONLY!

Why, why must you torture me,
when all i wanna do is eat cake

Do I even know how to bake cake?
I don't know how to bake cake
I should learn how to bake cake
Today

verse one starts now (that was the prelude)

I CAN'T SEEM TO FIND WHAT I WANT
I CHECK THE CUPBOARDS AGAIN
THERE'S NOTHING TO FLAUNT
IT'S ALL THE SAME AS IT WAS BEFORE
I GROAN TO MYSELF AS I SLAM THE DOOR
idk just I don't know

MY STOMACH RUMBLES AS I LOOK AT THE TABLE,
NO CAKE TO EAT, ONLY ASPARAGUS!
I'M HUNGRY
AND THERE'S NOTHING TO EAT
I'M HUNGRY
THERE IS NO CAKE TO EAT

yaass that's great

I BANG THE TABLE AND SIGH IN DEFEAT
WHY CAN'T I FIND SOMETHING GOOD TO EAT?
ASPARAGUS SEEMS TO BE MY FATE
IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT IS LEFT ON MY PLATE

This band is going to be a hit, I swear

this is literally fantastic lmfaooo

I GRIT MY TEETH
PREPARE MYSELF
I FEEL THE URGE TO RESTOCK THE SHELF
I REMIND MYSELF IF I STRAY
THERE WOULD BE NO WAY TO PAY

drum solo

EAT IT
MY MIND COMMANDS ME NOW
I CROSS MY ARMS AND FURROW MY BROW

OMG CAN I MAKE THE RAP?? ALSO WHAY BEAT ARE WE LISTENING TOO??

Also don't go too far without me because I'll be at school for awhile.

somehow creates music using mashed potatoes
mostly sounding like this: plop plop plippity plop

loudly applauds Can I be an audience member who always claps?

xD Totally!

Yeah.

(lol is this about a little kid?)
I WILL NOT TAKE THE SMALL GREEN STICK
IT'S MUCH TOO TOUGH AND THE SKIN IS THICK

Rap:

I looked at my plate of food, so far away, why can't I touch it,
why can't I taste it? My stomach aches as I look at it, drool hanging from my mouth,
it seems like my world is fading as I see it. I can't go.
I'm sitting there hanging to my chains (chains, chains.)
Watching as my world fades (fades, fades)
My hunger will not obey (obey, obey.)
Theres only ONE thing to say

Im hungry.

Lol, I need to edit that. This is the beat we're making the lyics too.

yo im back what we doing

I just made our rap, but I think we should change the beat

yeah totally

yea. Do you guys play any instruments in rl?

Well I play the piano and flute…………….

Piano and cello for me

I actually do play the piano and sing. I also play the clarinet and I used to play the violin… but my violin broke.

Ukulele

Your violin broke?! Ooh, i'm sorry for your loss…