Fork Cult hey can this die, please, thanks.

I go to write

then my cult almost perishes because of a seven year old

i go to write

(ohmygod this is getting funnier by the moment)

Are you sure? What happened to that child?

and what about the new ones should I approve them

The kid is smart but …uh, has a strange mentality. She doesn't really understand what we say somtimes, but she is smart with words(at times).
But like, her moms don't let her watched movies with 'strong male leads' n' stuff, but I don't know if she should be on here because there is some pervy stuff on here in certain areas.

(And no, you don't need to approve the new members because they joined to "fight" against her.)

Yes, approve them! New members are always good! Also I'm sorry that I'm not changing my username to fit our fork group but I'd prefer to not, sorry!

(It's okay!)

Ok, so am I still leader or should I just be random child

because I accidentally didn't fight it.

becuase i was trying to care about my writing career

Yeah that's okay Hufflepuff

Who are the new ones?

@Frances and @Firebrand and I think someone else but I don't remember the name…

Yeah I saw Firebrand stalking us, and I don't know Frances. That's pretty cool. Well thanks for dealing with that for me guys.

Yo guys
I'm infiltrating the knife cult

OH HE'S BACk

Hi Sly

im feeling pretty depressed.

I think Anime is right now. I will go assist.

Hello!
I'm sorry you're depressed love

I trust you Sly, I will now go delete my comments on the knife cult chat.

Yes as will I

Thanks Sly

I'm sorry guys i feel so bad

What's up my dude?

Okay, but what does an undercover fork cult member do?

Yes as will I

Thanks Sly

I'm sorry guys i feel so bad

Why?

I wasn't here when that little fork was here, so they needed to take over for me, resulting in myself feeling bad.

which led into depression

Okay, but what does an undercover fork cult member do?

Goes and leaks important secrets

Good idea Sly.

(Thanks Sly)

Don't worry M! I pretty sure we won that "battle"! And besides, you we're busy!
(And then the girl kept acting weird on the ignore chat…@-@)

Sighs and becomes a robe blob

I want chocolate ;u;

…a robe blob? XD

xD this is me rn

…a robe blob? XD

yes

an edgy fork-strewn robe blob

Is Addictus still in that robe/cloak thing of yours M?

Sure i mean it'd be really awkward if he just popped out of my collar or something