Fork Cult hey can this die, please, thanks.

Yay! Here's an offering, the fork in the stone!

oh wow that's great

Yay! I made her change her name!

tHE RULES WILL BE REPHRASED ACCORDING TO CURRENT EVENTS

Rules

Fork Cult Rules (Made by Fork Satan):

Any and all curses anywhere will be replaced by 'fork' or 'forking' (depending on the situation).

You may use Heck/Hell to refer to my home space

If someone doesn't want us cussing refer to rule one.

Enjoy the complimentary cupcakes

Fork Cult is free to all apart from Knife dwellers. If one is found trying to infiltrate the Fork Cult you will be violently bashed by yours truly.

The only mean comments we can make is of the Knife Cult. Here, we hate the Knife Cult.

How long has this thing been going on for?

Like three days

The Cult, or the War?

the cult

Three or four days

@"Three Ravens (Who Is Not In The Fork Cult)" What the heck? I thought you were?

Here is the Fork Cult symbol!

A FORKING COOL CULT

Our cult shall prevail against knives!

Yes

alWAYS

Hey I'm gonna go grocery shopping so I'll be back later. Don't let the Cult fall!!!

Okay!

Hissss

Why Final??? R u one of them?? :'(

Knifes were once forks but people stopped loving them );

???

Actually I think chop sticks and spikes were one of the first ""forks "". Knives were knives.

KNIFES ARE 1 PRONG SHARP FORKS! LET'S SEE WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THIS!
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See, guns are better weapons, but we need to find some wicked looking forks to scare off those knife followers.

Infiltrating the Knife cult doesn't do anything if I know you're a spy.

Oh we know. We just didn't care.

Here here!

That made no sense.

You make no sense.

Sly wanted to be a spy, but then he just decided that he would ignore your cult. And we knew you would read our comments on it. We just didn't care.