Blows up capulet tomb and laughs maniacally, proceeding to take cookie and yeets it to the bottom of the sea with water dergons
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Calls Aquaman to bring it up and takes it to the 573,985,874 cloud in the sky.
The wind blows and the cookie slips off the cloud, falling right into waiting hands that then take it and hide it in the same cellar as Dart the demodog.
Kills Dart the demodog with ease and locks the cookie in a safe with self-encrypted, rotating coding
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Blasts open the safe with a WMD and takes the cookie to a bakery where there are many other cookies.
Walks easily into the bakery and grabs the cookie that looks as if it's been to the bottom of the ocean, highest cloud and blasted out of a safe and tomb, not to mention in a cellar with a demodog, and pockets it before dropping it down an elevator shaft.
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Gets my friend Supergirl to snatch the cookie before it breaks at the bottom of the said elevator shaft and has her go hide it in the Fortress of Solitude.
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Brings down Mxyzptlk to go into the Fortress of Solitude and makes him hide in in the medieval ages.
Hires 200 unicorns to turn in visible and sneak the cookie back to them, then takes the cookie and puts it in the center of a dragon's lair surrounded by piles of gold and expensive sparkly things.
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Throws a lasso down to grab it and yeets it in the Chihuahuan desert
Kills dragon, takes cookie and buries it underneath a thousand bombs
"Man it's a good thing all these bombs are duds," as a specially made cookie detector finds the cookie, which is then taken and hidden in Purgatory.
kills everyone on earth and takes cookie for self.
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Revives using an unused health potion and pickpockets the cookie. Hides cookie in a crater on mars.
an alien takes it and uses it as a wheel for a spacecraft, designed to kill all the humans on earth
(little did he know)
destroys spacecraft, yeets self into eight thousand six-hundred fifty-fourth dimension
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calls up cisco ramon(what is it with me and the arrowverse lol) to vibe me the cookie(buying him coffee as thanks), and yeeting it with myself into the void
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(what happened here?!?!)
Uses Doctor Strange to take it out of the void before hiding it in a black hole.
gets spaghettified into black hole, rescues cookie. turns out the black hole was a portal and now i live in the divergent world and have jeanine at my disposal
Grabs cookie after Ember rescued it, lassos it as far as I can.
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Snips the rope of your lasso, takes the cookie, and rides off into the sunset
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decides to turn around space shuttle into the sun i was taking since i just finished finals, grabs cookie, takes it to broadway's Hudson theatre where adam driver gets into character as kylo ren, has him protect the cookie with his lightsaber
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confronts kylo ren, using his daddy issues and get the cookie back. then take it to the grand canyon
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@evastardust
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Bungee jumps into the Grand Canyon and grabs the cookie, then buries it in the center of the earth.
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Digs in there and ignores the hot cookie but finds it too hot after five seconds and throws it to Antartica.
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Trains an army of penguins to scout out the cookie, and return it to me. I hide it inside my army base.
Breaks into base using my octopus/human hybrid army and gets cookie. Brings it under the sea to my octopus kingdom.
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goes under the sea and has flounder take the cookie, hides it in an oyster(or, if you're racetrack higgins, an erster)
goes under the sea and has flounder take the cookie, hides it in an oyster(or, if you're racetrack higgins, an erster)
(erster boi doin a sister save)
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goes under the sea and has flounder take the cookie, hides it in an oyster(or, if you're racetrack higgins, an erster)
(erster boi doin a sister save)
(amen)