goes under the sea and has flounder take the cookie, hides it in an oyster(or, if you're racetrack higgins, an erster)
opens oyster, puts cookie in the cave on the side of the cliff
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Picks up the cookie and throws into a never-ending hole
Makes a portal to the middle of the never ending hole and catches the cookie, sends the cookie to an underwater cave guarded by the mermaids
murders mermaids (sorry) and takes cookie and seals it in a water-proof bag so it doesn't get soggy, makes a greek-fire-breathing-sea-dragon guard it by the lair of Ursula who will be glad to make a deal with you for the cookie (she wants your life) [rumplestiltskin would be happy to get it back for you, dearie]
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Bargains with Poseidon to get the cookie, I clear up a trashy beach for him to do it. He gives it to me and I send it into space.
(nooooo seraph the dragon why have you betrayed meee)
Employs the assistance of 23 martians, gets the cookie back, and sends it to the center of the earth where the rabid unicorns guard it with their lives.
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Lures the unicorn's away with rainbows and skittles before taking the cookie and hiding it in a leprechauns hole.
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Speaks to the lepreachaun about how stereotyoing Irish people is stupid and convnices him to give me the cookie. I then shoot the cookie into an itialian museam where you can't touch anything.
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Gets my boi Skye to help me levitate the cookie out of the museum and hide it in a constellation.
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Uses the same unicorn that I lured out earlier to fly out in space since anything's possible with a unicorn and uses my lasso to bring it down and throw it into a corn maze.
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Uses cookie tracker and orienteering buddy to help find cookie. Hides it in a hole in the Rockies.
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Finds hole in rockies, takes cookie, hides it in a parade
(is it a black parade?)
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(yes)
blows up parade, takes cookie
Steals the cookie dives down int the deepest trench in the ocean, drops it into a deep crevice too narrow to reach into. Covers the crevice with rocks and guards it with 5 million locks you have to get through by a series of clues (like an escape room).
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Throws five underwater stable atomic bombs near the area that can get rid of the locks but not the cookie. Takes the soggy cookie and throws it towards a volcano.
sends dragon to intercept cookie and dragon eats cookie whole, drying it off in its fiery bowels
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(I think we need a new cookie now)
(oof yeah kind of)
(I think we need a new cookie now)
Nope. I slay the dragon and take the cookie once more. Then I give it to Batman to protect in his deep secret hideaway.
(aww h*ck i hate batman[not really not really])
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(aww h*ck i hate batman[not really not really])
(Growls ominously)
(aww h*ck i hate batman[not really not really])
(Growls ominously)
( I D O N 'T H A T E H I M M M)
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(aww h*ck i hate batman[not really not really])
(Growls ominously)
( I D O N 'T H A T E H I M M M)
(Narrows eyes, but lets you go