Grandma Chameleon Tells Y'all Some Stories

Cause why not

Come, my young grandchildren. Sit on the couch next to me because my lap is old and frail and I shall tell you my stories…

cough im older then you

cough dont care I'm still yur grandma cough

I made you a sweater

Why, thank ya' honey. It's not even my birthday.. but soon it shall be my 120th birthday! Thank you, Dusky.

Okay granmamama i also made cookies

Wow sweetie

catches on

Okay, Dusky, what do you want?

Let’s hear some stories

Stories granmama

also, i want your special brownie recipe

yumyum

also, i want your special brownie recipe

BUTTER FLOUR BAKING POWDER SUGAR EGGS VANILLA SALT

hmmmmmmmm

Alright

Once, when I was young, I had a roll at Texas Roadhouse, and I sprinkled sugar and butter on it and ate it.

Where’s the chocolate?

Alright

Once, when I was young, I had a roll at Texas Roadhouse, and I sprinkled sugar and butter on it and ate it.

DELICIOUS

my chiken potpie is having a seizure

Alright. Tell your chiken pot pie to come here, I'll feed it to Pappy.

flops into room

MA CHAMELEONNNNN

hissss my chicken pottpie

Don't hiss at your grandma, dearie. Hello, "Emi".

rolls eyes

Hi mah is that Dusk over again?

What do you mean? I do not understand y'all's modern slang.

Mom? I’m your daughter, remember…?

Oh, hello Emily. Well, my grandhildren, have you seen the new keh dollar sign ha video?

kedollarsignha

stunted

I’m your daughter, not your granddaughter

Woman, you gave BIRTH to me!

Isn't she…oh, what do you kids say these days…

THE CAT'S PAJAMAS!

stunted

I’m your daughter, not your granddaughter

Woman, you gave BIRTH to me!

Ah, yes, that was painful.

But you turned out ok,

Just a little discabbulated.

(Like Mother Figure hahahaa meaning you’re my mom hahah)

Okaaaay…