Grandma Chameleon Tells Y'all Some Stories

Alright.

SO.

Once apon a time…

I was 12. That was does math for the first time in 80 years 106 years ago.
I was a writer with no friends.
And then I got old.
THE END.

same

WAIT how did you have me?

Sweetie…
there are children here…

If you had no friends

How the hell did you have me tho??

I had one acquantance.

Your father.

He was an idiot, though.

Thats how the cat died.

hey mum, granmama please dont do this again

(ok, for the rest of today, I am only 12)
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(but I dance like a grandma)

chills in corner drinking punch from dad's party

yo sis, have anymore punch?

nah fam go over to dad's party and go get some

but i dont want to enter the madhouse again
there wasnt even cake

Ooh punch. Grabs some from Sly’s party

Heck yea

I BROUGHT CAKE

YAY

Starts "popping" in corner

yeeeee dubstep

Guys

hi

hi grandma sits down and acts formal

Quietly walks through door holding cake Did someone say cake?

Yes, i did. gimme? grabby hand motions

CAke
dances to dubstep

Hello! Oh, it's 4:48! I'd best get off to bed. Goodbye, my smol childs and grandchilds!

what
the
fack

Hands cake to everyone I giveu

kicks the door down whats UP LOSERS

death

Gas prices

my anxiety