Grant a wish game

Okay, so, this is a game I like, so let's maybe try this!

How it goes is someone asks for a wish, then the next person grants it with a condition. Then that person asks for a wish, and so on.

EX:
Person a: I wish I was as cool as you.
Person b: Granted, but I'm never cool.
I wish I was a little bit taller.
Person C: Granted, but you're just a giant basketball.
Etc.

I'll start!

I wish my hair was longer.

Granted but now your hair is long ass snakes

I wish I actually understood math

Granted, but you are only good at drawing with your feet.

I wish I had a horse.

Granted but it’s only a foot of the ground

I wish I was a Voice actor

Granted, but you're mute when not doing your job

I wish I never felt the effects of exhaustion.

Granted but you pass out at the most inconvenient of times.

I wish i could bake

Granted, but all the books you can read are in a foreign language.

I wish I could find my soulmate

granted, but you'll always have a dog within 25 feet of you at all times

i wish i was a better artist

Granted, but your family is always sick

I wish I couldn't feel pain

Granted, but you can't control how high you fly when you do fly.

I wish I wasn't allergic to dust.

Granted, but everyone is constantly wearing a red one piece swimsuit instead of their normal clothes. Including you.

I wish heels didn't hurt my feet.

Granted, but you now have gills.
I wish I never had any late homework.

Granted by you are not allowed to get anything else from McDonald’s

I wish Nintendo would stop making over priced games

Granted, but Nintendo stops making games, period.

Sad Zelda fan noises