Grant a wish game

granted but you could never eat sweets ever again

i wish i didnt have writers block 24/7

Granted, but you have writer's block 23/7

I wish I was rich

Granted, you can now pay attention to things for 5 minutes and 10 seconds.

I wish I could get a full night's sleep and wake up on time, rested.

Granted, howevr you will now be woken up with splashied milk.

I wish my hair was blue.

granted, but it come out as a sea sick sorta green

I wish I could draw human anatomy

Granted, but everytime you draw it a real human appears

Granted, but now you have bright green skin.

I wish I knew how to play a ukulele

Granted, but now you have bright green skin.

I wish I knew how to play a ukulele

granted but now you can only play Riptide

I wish I could come out to my family and my family would understand

Granted, but everyone in your family comes out at the same time as well.

I wish I could be a horse

Granted, but your so bad at it no one understands how you always solve the case correctly.

I wish I could draw hands.

Granted but hands are the only thing you can draw

i wish i could read minds

Granted, but you can only speak in rhymes now.

I wish I could turn into items

granted, but only on typewriters.
i wish i could sing.