Oh no that's normal.
I have like 6 wives (also a funny story)

:D i had six wives (until i forgot my sixth and have no idea who it is)

sometimes you just have so many wives you forget some of them 😔

im bored, any drawing ideas?

ik im late but idc
draw little mushroom village hidden in a small crack in the ground

:D i had six wives (until i forgot my sixth and have no idea who it is)

sometimes you just have so many wives you forget some of them 😔

I know I have over eight. I lost exact count.

laughs in single forever

my BFF goes around proposing to everyone at the thing we have on Thursdays (its a nonprofit, homeschool, outdoor academy thing. its really fun!) so she has (insert large number) lots of husband and wives. one girl accepted the imaginary ring like three times in one daay. she also is married to a girl, (hey just wanna say this is all goofing off, were al minors ) and they kept getting divorced then remarried one day.

This just adds to my theory that marriage is a complete sham and meaningless.

here's why im going to hell:

so I took this one guys glasses, right? he just let me pluck them right off his face. he was insulting some things I care about and he shoulda known better.
I had just come form special effects class, and my fingers were greasy from the cream makeup and liquid latex. I took this guys glasses, and I didnt just touch the lenses. I smeared my fingerprints on the glass, I smudged and pressed my fingertips into them and when I was donee the glass was blurry. then the guys just let me put them back on. he acted like it was no big deal, but im not so sure.
I can never tell my dad– he has glasses so I was raised all my life to never never nver touch the lenses.

Theres a special circle in hell for you/j

here's why im going to hell:

so I took this one guys glasses, right? he just let me pluck them right off his face. he was insulting some things I care about and he shoulda known better.
I had just come form special effects class, and my fingers were greasy from the cream makeup and liquid latex. I took this guys glasses, and I didnt just touch the lenses. I smeared my fingerprints on the glass, I smudged and pressed my fingertips into them and when I was donee the glass was blurry. then the guys just let me put them back on. he acted like it was no big deal, but im not so sure.
I can never tell my dad– he has glasses so I was raised all my life to never never nver touch the lenses.

As a person with glasses….
You scare me

lol

imagine not having perfect vision

Imagine having to wear glasses lmao

could never be me!!

its not my fault all the lights go brrrrr T^T

me and my friend have this joke thing where one of us goes 'imagine being allergic to (insert thing the other is allergic to)!' and the other says (yeah, imagine being allergic to (insert something the other is allergic to).'
it usually is started by me, bc my friend is allergic to EVERYHTING so I go and insert wherever it is and he goes, 'imagine being fatally allergic to wasps.'😑😐😑

_{im allergic to Bindies and most hand sanitisers…}

me and my friend have this joke thing where one of us goes 'imagine being allergic to (insert thing the other is allergic to)!' and the other says (yeah, imagine being allergic to (insert something the other is allergic to).'
it usually is started by me, bc my friend is allergic to EVERYHTING so I go and insert wherever it is and he goes, 'imagine being fatally allergic to wasps.'😑😐😑

_{im allergic to Bindies and most hand sanitisers…}

Going to sound horrifically American, what the hell are Bindies?

you know those little spiky things in the grass that get stuck to your shoes and clothes?
those