I honestly dunno

I'm out of starbursts :(

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooo

My life is over.

I just ran out of sour gummy worms :(

Here
hands you a taco

Room for one more, anyone?

Thank you…I'm good now…

Yeah bro

Wait, why are you handing out tacos? That's inviting every taco enthusiast in the vicinity to reign down upon you.

Would you like a taco too?
Holds out another taco

Well i finished my gummy worms and was sad…

*Sighs.
These people never learn. Last guy nearly got trampled to death, all that was left was a few maracas, tortillas and one sombrero.

Aww, finishing gummy worms is a very sad occasion. Allow me to console you.
Hugs awkwardly

I remember the taco war of 1813, right after the war of 1812!

Hugs back
thank

That was a rough year. Many good tacos were lost. My great great uncle fought in that war. We remember him fondly.

Stands there awkwardly
Heh…

Hello Maddie! We were just talking about Gummy worms and taco wars. Care to join?

Yes…it was a hard time for my family that year. Tacos were scarce, and my great great great grandmother decided to fight. She never came back….

(Is your username a reference to the Phantom of the Opera?)

Before that, taco's roamed freely across the land. Now they hide in restaurants, frightened of the massacre that might occur if they were to venture out. Those poor taco's, haunted by their past.

Ermmmmmmm………

*Sniffs
So many poor tacos.

IT BRINGS ME MUCH SORROW TO RECALL THOSE EVENTS!!!!

I'm completely normal, I swear.

backs away slowly

Normalcy is a lie dude

I TOO FEEL THE SORROW.

Grabs a sub and silently watches

THEY WERE SO YOUNG AND INNOCENT!!!