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I'm Actually Dying of Boredom

@Simon-Says ftygbhunjkm forum 515 comments schedule
@Trix

Everyone at my school leaves me alone because I'm the "nice one." I really want to tell them that nice and quiet are two different words with two different meanings. Just because I'm quiet, doesn't mean I'm not cussing you out and stabbing you to death in my head. And trust me—I'm a writer. My murders can get really creative.

^^^^^ That was beautiful
wipes tears

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@ElderGod-kirky group

Lmao, thank you. *takes a bow* Thank you very much!

@Simon-Says

Helo. It is I, returned from the eternal slumber.

@Trix

Hi MJ. Me, too, hath just awoke from I ugly sleep.

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@ElderGod-kirky group

I just returned from a game of dodgeball.

@Simon-Says

Ah, dodgeball, the bane of my existence.

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@ElderGod-kirky group

It only lasted 20 minutes

@Simon-Says

Well that's better than 30 minutes. Sigh onE MORE WEEK I CAN DO THIS.

@Trix

Yes you can conquer school MJ you got this!

@Simon-Says

YUSSSS. But my favorite teacher is leaving and I only had him for one year and it's not fair so the class as a collective has decided that we're gonna kidnap him. It's not a crime if no one finds out.

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@ElderGod-kirky group

I'm done after today :) and then I'll be a junior

OH SHIT IM GONNA BE A JUNIOR!???!? WHO AUTHORIZED THIS?!?!?!?!

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@ElderGod-kirky group

halp, my friend invited her friends who invited their friend and I'm surrounded by people I don't like/know

@Simon-Says

OH NO I HATE THAT SO MUCH I'M SO SORRY

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@ElderGod-kirky group

Uuuuhujfosnckuebwofeb

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@ElderGod-kirky group

I really want to leave, but my mom is still at work

@Simon-Says

Ugh noooooooooo

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@ElderGod-kirky group

And from the sounds of it, they're planning on inviting another

Kill me now

I hate the girl they're trying to contact so much

@Trix

Oooof.

@Simon-Says

Noooooooo. Just… frickin… turn invisible. Just go "hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe. he. Imma get some food." And then frickin run.

@Trix

^^^

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@ElderGod-kirky group

I have to watch my sister and we just got lunh…

And now we're moving…

@Trix

Move far, far away. A different galaxy, at least, all of us suck here :D

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@ElderGod-kirky group

Moving as in moving tables

@Trix

I- inhales

implodes

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@ElderGod-kirky group

Mourn me when I inevitably die. I know my sister won't

@Trix

starts compiling list of sad songs for your funeral

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@ElderGod-kirky group

Lmao, thanks

@Simon-Says

Well… for some STUPID reason, I decided to join cross-country. And now I look like a fucking troll. I haven't run in like 2 weeks, and I've never run with cross-country before and I want to die and I wasn't even running as fast as the rest of the team and I stopped halfway through and just said fuck it and started walking instead and I STILL LOOK LIKE I SHOULD HAVE THE WORD TABASCO ON MY CHEST. https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GxGe6zOr7Rt6JfMBdHsPWZy13PXx1as5f84InyT4IwA/edit?usp=sharing
YA SEE THE LIKENESS TO A BOTTLE OF TABASCO?

@Trix

…no?

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@ElderGod-kirky group

Ummm, not really? Then again, I've never had Tobasco