I'm super bored so INSULT BATTLE?

You should really take your own advice

See, that's a start.

Awesome, though I would advise you to at least try

I suppose I'm doing my best.

Yikes. Your "best" isn't good enough

I generally settle harmful arguments using my advantages in physical sport, so I may lack in the verbal bits.

Yikes. Your "best" isn't good enough

Define "good enough", as I haven't heard any good material coming from you.

Physical sport?

Combat

Right

Hmm?

I doubt that you are capable of such things

That's fine, as neither of us can prove our worth. You will never know, I suppose.

It's pretty obvious that i'm worthy.

Oh is it

Yes

Please, I would like an explanation.

Well, for starters I actually put effort into my insults

Pffffffffffffffffft. When?

All the time

Your insults do not give off the effort vibe, but okay, continue.

And yours does?

do?*

I said continue, not to dwell on an unimportant subject. Prove to me your worth!

How do you not see it?

BecaUSEEEEE we're onLINEEE

… _{Okay, I know I set myself up for that one}

Indeed you did. Now, we're on short time, so go

Tell me why you are worthy of besting my abilities.

I'm an all around okay person

Me as well.