I'm super bored so INSULT BATTLE?

very cool

not really

Where there is a good moment, there is always bad. Here come the less intelligent to ruin the day. Once again.

Not looking forward to you ruining my day but hey.

So be it. You were the one being a wet blanket.

Well sorry for being that way in an i n s u l t b a t t l e.
Forgive me.

Unfortunately, I will not be accepting apologies. I was accusing you of foolery, not looking for pity. Fiend.

Oh wow, that hurt.

You want some cheese with your whine?

As if you're cultured enough to tell one from the other

Cheese and wine? That would be one of the easiest distinctions of my life. Try again.

why try again? wise words like mine bounce off fool's ears like thine!

Alas, your words were not wise, as it was nonsensical to compare dairy to alcohol

Commas, boy. Commas. ^

Commas are very important.

Shall I remind you of the age-old "Let's eat, Grandma!" vs. "Let's eat Grandma!"

'Tis the very thing I thought of when I was typing my previous response. A perfect example, if I do say so myself, and I do say so.

Why the need for aggression?

You mean aggression?

Indeed I did, I will update my post. Thanks!

You are so very welcome

yup

Oofers

what

Okay, i'm confused