Le Corner of Eris

Tapes are cool too, I'm an old soul… I like some older and more outdated things.

Dang it!

Sticks out tongue

(whips out papyrus scroll)

gEn Z heAtHenS!!!

I am gasp not an old Japanese man.

NOOOOOOOOOOO I was totally crushing on the old Japanese man name Dominic. This is devastating news. I am devastated.

And you were concerned about Zol and Citra.

Hey man, I'm legal. I can date anyone older than me. Even an adorable wise mystic Japanese man.
Having a 20 year only hit on a 16 year old is nooooooot cool. :P

Lols my dad met my mom when she was about to turn 18. He was 24 and as soon as he found that out he was like Nope. Then… lol.

………… IM 24

I was unaware you wanted to be my old mystic japanese crush.

Probably 75?

Tapes are cool too, I'm an old soul… I like some older and more outdated things.

GRANDMAMA HOMICIDE

FEEL THE PAIN LEX

I don't care, grandmothers are badass.
They have to deal with bratty kids and if they do something shitty, they don't get judged as hard.

I was unaware you wanted to be my old mystic japanese crush.

Probably 75?

Lol no. Just wanted my age.

How old are you then?

I don't care, grandmothers are badass.
They have to deal with bratty kids and if they do something shitty, they don't get judged as hard.

XD i mean i guesssssssss

I don't care, grandmothers are badass.
They have to deal with bratty kids and if they do something shitty, they don't get judged as hard.

XD i mean i guesssssssss

GRANDMAMA ERISSSSS

That awkward moment….when life…does an odd thing….

Hrm?

I get it

_{(Mmm no I haven’t been stalking this chat what?)}

Moxie my dude, coming to save. XD Thank you for picking up what I was throwing down.

HRM?!

That awkward moment….when life…does an odd thing….

???

I was making a rather ironic comment about how life tends to come full circle and odd situations get mirrored.

HRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!

His parents were 18 and 24 when they met.
I was joking around about crushing on him because i thought he was an old adorable mystic japanese man (i did not actually think this, it was another joke) when it was revealed that he is 18 and I am 24.

-_-

Ironic. See? Life is weird.

Makes noises of a Lex-asourus

I am NOT implying anything more than the jokes aforementioned.

A T-Lex

That awkward moment….when life…does an odd thing….

???

I was making a rather ironic comment about how life tends to come full circle and odd situations get mirrored.

Ooooooh I get it!

I knew you would, Domi-kun

I am a T-Lex, bow before me