Sheet

…You're on thin パンケーキing ice

_{please PM me and tell me what the soap dick is, I can't look it up}

_{It was a dick-shaped soap. I'm not kidding, I couldn't make this shit up if I tried. If you have YouTube, Read With Cindy did a good video discussing DickSoapGate}

_{I don't have access to youtube but that sounds… actually fucking hilarious I'm sorry but why is there a soap dick, what's the context behind that}

_{Because of all of the sexy times in the books and how the ''''males''''' in them are on like every book boyfriend list. I think I've already ranted to you about my personal issues with the series though in another chat.}

_{what does it have to do with soap though?}

Sheet

…You're on thin パンケーキing ice

do you mean…heckin?

Because oml why isn’t he impeached yet

I misread impeached as impaled and I honestly didn’t even question it

Please

MAY I REMIND YOU OF RULE #1 OF MY USERNAME

It clearly states this is a good, Christian server

you have left your good Christian server, nutella
you're in my heckin server now

MAY I REMIND YOU OF RULE #1 OF MY USERNAME

It clearly states this is a good, Christian server

you have left your good Christian server, nutella
you're in my heckin server now

*Pancaking

_{please PM me and tell me what the soap dick is, I can't look it up}

_{It was a dick-shaped soap. I'm not kidding, I couldn't make this shit up if I tried. If you have YouTube, Read With Cindy did a good video discussing DickSoapGate}

_{I don't have access to youtube but that sounds… actually fucking hilarious I'm sorry but why is there a soap dick, what's the context behind that}

_{Because of all of the sexy times in the books and how the ''''males''''' in them are on like every book boyfriend list. I think I've already ranted to you about my personal issues with the series though in another chat.}

_{what does it have to do with soap though?}

_{The soap had a suction cup attached to…to….well…..to give the soapdick a rub. I hate myself for writing that}

_{now I'm just so confused}

whispers loudly

GIVE IT A RUB

MAY I REMIND YOU OF RULE #1 OF MY USERNAME

It clearly states this is a good, Christian server

^^^
(can we please change debate topics before my brain cringes in horror so hard it dies on me)

whispers loudly

GIVE IT A RUB

I SAID IT WAS A MESS

SUCTION IT ONCAND MAKE IT A MESS

MAY I REMIND YOU OF RULE #1 OF MY USERNAME

It clearly states this is a good, Christian server

^^^
(can we please change debate topics before my brain cringes in horror so hard it dies on me)

_{please PM me and tell me what the soap dick is, I can't look it up}

_{It was a dick-shaped soap. I'm not kidding, I couldn't make this shit up if I tried. If you have YouTube, Read With Cindy did a good video discussing DickSoapGate}

_{I don't have access to youtube but that sounds… actually fucking hilarious I'm sorry but why is there a soap dick, what's the context behind that}

_{Because of all of the sexy times in the books and how the ''''males''''' in them are on like every book boyfriend list. I think I've already ranted to you about my personal issues with the series though in another chat.}

_{what does it have to do with soap though?}

_{The soap had a suction cup attached to…to….well…..to give the soapdick a rub. I hate myself for writing that}

_{now I'm just so confused}

_{I'm confused as well. It was a messTM.}

_{what does giving it a rub mean??? what is the suction cup doing???? what even is the soapdick and how exactly did it originate and why is it made of soap?????? so many questions now agh}

MAY I REMIND YOU OF RULE #1 OF MY USERNAME

It clearly states this is a good, Christian server

^^^
(can we please change debate topics before my brain cringes in horror so hard it dies on me)

sorry this is a chaotic chat
you might wanna yeet outta here until we stop lmao

*watches in gay

no response from Jynnie therefore I win

_{please PM me and tell me what the soap dick is, I can't look it up}

_{It was a dick-shaped soap. I'm not kidding, I couldn't make this shit up if I tried. If you have YouTube, Read With Cindy did a good video discussing DickSoapGate}

_{I don't have access to youtube but that sounds… actually fucking hilarious I'm sorry but why is there a soap dick, what's the context behind that}

_{Because of all of the sexy times in the books and how the ''''males''''' in them are on like every book boyfriend list. I think I've already ranted to you about my personal issues with the series though in another chat.}

_{what does it have to do with soap though?}

_{The soap had a suction cup attached to…to….well…..to give the soapdick a rub. I hate myself for writing that}

_{now I'm just so confused}

_{I'm confused as well. It was a messTM.}

_{what does giving it a rub mean??? what is the suction cup doing???? what even is the soapdick and how exactly did it originate and why is it made of soap?????? so many questions now agh}

_{It was intended to be stuck to the sink so that you could give the fucking soap a handjob I think? This is why I hate fandoms……………………………..}

I-

holy frick

omigod what’s happenkng

AGREED

GOOD IDEA

_{please PM me and tell me what the soap dick is, I can't look it up}

_{It was a dick-shaped soap. I'm not kidding, I couldn't make this shit up if I tried. If you have YouTube, Read With Cindy did a good video discussing DickSoapGate}

_{I don't have access to youtube but that sounds… actually fucking hilarious I'm sorry but why is there a soap dick, what's the context behind that}

_{Because of all of the sexy times in the books and how the ''''males''''' in them are on like every book boyfriend list. I think I've already ranted to you about my personal issues with the series though in another chat.}

_{what does it have to do with soap though?}

TO KEEP THINGS CLEAN BECAUSE THIS IS A GOOD, CHRISTIAN SERVER
_{Gah I want to bleach my eyes… Why did I read that…}

whispers loudly

GIVE IT A RUB

I SAID IT WAS A MESS

SUCTION IT ONCAND MAKE IT A MESS

THROWS BATHBOMB INTO THE SINK WITH SOAPDICK ATTACHED
BEGONE!!!!
-

*saves soapdick

NOOOO I AM JN LOVE

AHEM
LET'S CHANGE THE TOPIC!

PLEASE