Make Me Laugh

That's it. Make me laugh. I promise, it won't be that hard

My life

Worst joke ever, I suppose ;)

what do you call a snake that is exactly 3.14 feet long?

A pi thon

Want to hear a construction joke?

yes!! :)

Sorry, I'm still working on it!
(Get it? :D)

Ooh I have a joke based on a real event, ready?

So, in this homeless guy got arrested in Florida because he stabbed someone with a pair of scissors. The catch? The dude doesn't have arms. I figured that's why the attacked guy felt safe.

The homeless guy was unarmed.

I'll let myself out.

what did the dog say to the wall?

Do you want to know a secret??

scuttles in like a giant terrifying crab
I MADE SOME GOOD PUNS ONCE WANNA HEAR THEM

Yes, I know it's August now, but,

What did the dog say to the wall?
Yes to a secret.
and YES PUNS ARE MY FAVORITE.

COOL so one time my grandma and I were shopping and we saw those dutch wooden shoe things. I think she asked something like 'I wonder if those are comfortable?' or something along those lines and I answered 'Wooden shoe like to know?' without hesitation. And another time my fam was watching some show where they made boats and I think my brother asked what materials were best for making boats and I said 'Whatever floats your boat.' And then another time in robotics I found a pop rivet on the floor, so I picked it up, went to my teacher's desk, set the pop rivet on it, and said, 'This class is riveting.'

what did the dog say to the wall?

Woll Woll Woll

TurtleSnake, those are pure genius. Art at it's finest. Your pun game's on fleek

Suga Lover… wow

honestly MAC&CHEESE is a funny user on it's own

it's like

MAIHUISDJBKMAHCANDCHEEASAASEE

I've found that I'm funnier when I'm not thinking. One time in BOTW i was in an inn, the door was open, and I saw a guy on a horse walking past. So, obviously, I immediately jump off the porch, pull out my axe, and yell "HORSE!!!" as I attempt to attack this scrub to steal his horse. No hesitation. This was my first reaction. The guy just got startled tho and I didn't get his horse…

Did you know when ever I’m sad I look at my blood donor ID card?

but you can't steal from anyone in BOTW…????

It says ‘B poSITIVE’

You could say my jokes are… cheesy

I would tell you an animal joke but it’s irelephant

Oh my gosh that joke before me is gold

I know you can't now but I didn't know that and I was missing my horse lol. You can kill bokoblins to get their horses tho

… i'm ultimately disappointed in MAC&CHEESE

now

i liked their user

now

i'm disappointed

I'm disappointed in yo' face! Ohhhhhhhhh!

I know you can't now but I didn't know that and I was missing my horse lol. You can kill bokoblins to get their horses tho

that's different tho

i mean