Never Have I Ever

(Who ever does is insane)
I haven't although dogs are annoying
never have I ever… been sick and not know it

haha i have

Never have I ever cried in the past 2 months

you'd be surprised at how emotionless i am

I have. (No sleep for me~)

Never have I ever broken someone else's bone… yet.

I wrote a poem once in fifth grade that I was pretty proud of. It ended up in the school art magazine thing. I'll try to find it, but for now:

Never have I ever been upside down on a rollercoaster

I have.

Never have I ever been stabbed by a stranger

let's hope that nobody has

I have not. (Just… no)

Never have I ever injured myself with a cheese grater.

I wish…

Never have I ever eaten camel.

Indeed, my sister would know.

I was the cheese.

I was the humble fingernail who was the first to be destroyed

I have not. (How do you get injured by a cheese grater???)

They bite.

(It's hard to keep grating when it gets really small)

(My sister sliced off a whole piece of her pinky… )

Never have I ever had a hamster.

I have (well I think but it might have been a guinea pig)
never have i ever fell off of a house

I have. (Tonsils/adenoids taken out, and then wisdom tooth removal)
Never have I ever eaten raw meat (excluding fish)

nope I never have
Never have I ever gotten salmonella