Never Have I Ever

I haven’t.
Never have I ever been in a jail cell

(I actually have but not for long, it was just to show me how it feels to be in jail. A “gift” from my School Resource Officer in 5th grade.)

I have (at a museum in Rockford where there was a fake 18/1900s jail)
Never have I ever held a cat like a baby.

I have.
Never have I ever had a bird sit on my head

I have
Never have I ever broken a mirror on purpose

I have oops
Never have I ever drank warm milk

I have. They're kind of fun to draw.
Never have I ever been bitten by a snake.

It was unidentified to me, but I'm 98% sure that the government knew exactly what it was and that it wasn't aliens

Never have I ever liked peppers

I haven’t.
Never have I ever liked normal onions.

(I like the sweet ones. By “normal” I’m referring to the spicy, sour onions, the ones that aren’t sweet.)

I have.
Never have I ever ridden a mechanical bull

I have. I stayed on for 45 seconds before I fell off.

Never have I ever learned to play the piano.

I haven't. Music is not my thing.
Never have I ever been blocked by a celebrity.

Not super famous, but I've spoken to some smaller authors and an indie author.
Never have I ever dropped a pet by accident.

Not mine, but I've dropped a friend's dog on accident (forgot it wasn't a cat)
Never have I ever been to Mexico

I have not, although my friends and I being annoying got security called on us. By our parents to shut us up, but still.
Never have I ever antagonized a Texan.

….I mean, it was a legally protected rock….
Never have I ever cracked my phone screen.

I have not, I don't have a phone.
Never have I ever stolen something purposefully
_{i accidentally stole an ice cream cone when I was ten}