Never Have I Ever

(there is much pain in my ears at the very mention)

I have

Never have I ever crashed a car

I have not. My second-hand air works fine
never have I ever seen a broadway show irl

I have (but I'm also like 20 at this point sooo)
Never have I ever been kicked out of class

I was kicked out of class once in fourth grade. I guess that counts.
Never have I ever set off fireworks.

I have(the little mini dynamites).
Never have I ever made a fire in the kitchen.(tho my sister has)

I have not, I don't have a phone.
Never have I ever stolen something purposefully
_{i accidentally stole an ice cream cone when I was ten}

I stole three rubber dinosaurs as a very young child and was very troubled about it for five years or so.

I'm still troubled about the ice cream cone

I have. It was to go to the library.
Never have I ever ridden a scooter.

It depends on which scooter you're talking about. If it's a simple kid scooter, then yes (RIP my ankles). If it's something like a moped, then no.
Never have I ever participated in a protest or a riot.

I have not, but I would like to.
Never have I ever gone to Pride (though I'm hoping corona burns so I can go this summer)

I have not.
Never have I ever been to a comic con.

I have not.
Never have I ever gotten kicked in the head.

I have.

Never have I ever been able to skateboard.

Nope. I'm too clumsy to skateboard.
Never have I ever gotten stung by a jellyfish.

I have. (it was a dead one, but still)

Never have I ever been upside-down on a roller coaster

Never, but I'd be down.
Never have I ever had a healthy relationship

Romantic? Nope
Never have I ever liked birds