time zones are fun
No one is ever on at 1
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not in maths…
that's what the human says
Yo, i was on. i dont gt to sleep til like 3
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the human don't sleep until 12:30
but i mean, who needs sleep
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sleep is for the weak
Yeah, sleep is useless
Yup
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sleep is also boring
unless you lucid-dream
in which case it's scary
my human thinks so
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do you lucid-dream?
Nope, I normal-dream
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that's good
human says lucid dream is only "controlling" your dreams if you actually train
they're trying
they managed it once and never again
It's 3:00 AM here in Alaska, and I'm in school!!!
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what?
What the hecc
Pffft. Alaskans are weird. We have school at 3:00 AM because most of us have to go to work at 10. So, start school at 2:30, all the way to 9:30, and boom, we go to work.
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that's weird
We're all weird in Alaska. Plus, most things want to kill us here. Think really cold Australia. (Ground water isn't safe to drink because of the arsenic from the Yukon Gold Rush…. So, it's great.)
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ok…
by the way, there aren't that many spiders in australia
actually there are
once my human cleaned like 20 off a bike
they are not arachnophobic though
Great. We have bears, and cannibalistic moose…
Just don't ask about the moose. It's better if you don't…..
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that's nice
we just have…poisonous, just about everything
but also koalas
they're cute
I think they are poisonous too. Don't they have a poison gland on their wrist?
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no that's platypuses
Platypus. Interesting. A furry duck baby.
The only poisonous thing in Minnesota is… Well, I think there might be some spiders and snakes? Idek…
freaked out
wtf!
That is a potoo bird. They are the derps of the animal kingdom…
