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They aren't in Alaska though…. But Bald Eagles are kinda like Pigeons here…. They are freaking everywhere….

Lol. I heard about that. They are vicious little things. We only have bears. But, It's fall, so they are just trying to find enough food to eat for the Winter. Spring is when you can't come out of your house, becaue the salmon is running, and they bears have finally woken up…

Yeah. We have bear that like to rip legs off of people for getting in the way of the cubs….

They didn't make it………

It is. I have been trapped on my roof before. (Angry mama, I had to vault over my trash can to get on the roof…)

I was stuck up on my roof for 4 hours, in -8 degrees fahrenheit. (-22 degrees celsius? Idk if you use the metric system or nah…)

In a tee shirt. It was cold… Really cold…..

I had to wait for her to get tired of me. You can't make a bear leave… (Believe me, I yelled at the stupid thing for 2 hours. She just growled back. It was just great…)

I would scream random things in Scottish periodically. (Mainly when she started trying to climb the roof…)

Probably. But idk. It probably looked like something from a Disney movie…. (Newest Disney princess, a crazy Alaskan screaming in Scottish at a bear…. Sounds like BRAVE…XD…)

Probably.

She didn't. She tried, but I had knocked over the trash can so she couldn't

My near death experience for the month. (The others well, let's just say, they were a lot more violent….)

Australia is pretty wild. Alaska is just the cold version of Australia.

Sounds sanitary