language
"i can't breathe in this mask-"
"i can breathe in mine, but damn are you lucky."
"did- did you just–"
"yeah."
Out of Context
language
I'll never understand Catholics
I think it tastes like a sandwich
That's a cute dog, It's good at the barking
All you have to do is show them your boobs, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOW THEM YOUR BOOBS!!!
It is not drunk driving if you're just drinking wine
singing “And that’s why the bees are dying!”
“Yeah!”
“I’m not very good at being black.”
“How do you open the toilet?”
“You don’t look like Shrek.”
“What?!”
“That’s why Elvis made the jungle room. Because he had taste. It might have been bad taste, but he had it.”
“I have a burger?”
“Sauron has taste in wood!”
language
“Mouths are for something besides eating?”
“Do you know how fast you’re walking that dog? Stop right now!”
“I’m sure you’re confused. It’s ‘I don’t give a fuck about you’ not ‘I care a fuck about you’. “
language
time for more speedpaint stream stuff
"my bones now have the consistency of literal sludge"
"imagine having bones"
"if he keeps this up, i'm gonna have to send him to horny jail"
"do it you fucking coward"
"YEAH! SEND THAT MAN TO WHERE HE BELONGS!!"
"look at that strong armor!"
"it's… just a dress"
"dresses take as much courage to wear in public as a suit of armor, mind you"
group
“Wow, thanks. Now I’m Id. I absolutely love being called Id.”
“Who knows when you might be abducted by aliens and forced to compete in a swimming tournament on Mars?”
“Can confirm, they are definitely not p00l. Unp00l, even. >:(“
“Spray anti-bug with comrades our felled you after revenge for back coming be will I, darn,” farm in a yarn with playing barn a living barn in a people warn will swarm mosquito.”
“oink oink buckaroo”
“. . . b r a w k w a ?”
“Why does everyone care about the checkerboard bears and not the blue rat rabbit anteater beans?”
YOLO! BRO!
I wish I could show them around, I'm hot
MAgic metal pipe of pain
Handies for everyone
Wow I look exactly like you, A big douchebag
Japan digs my sexy cat ears
Suck ball!
Fuck that spoon
I guess Germany's asshole isn't that comfy either
He keeps deleting my very creative negative comments
Satan and his Gucci gang
Chrismas is a time for battle in shopping mall
That's even worse than our actual animation
You only got 15 minutes to eat, if you can't finish eating within that time limit I will kill you
He had to bust the biggest nut to save the princess
nUt BoI
"look. if you can't handle my juicy ass, then just say that."
"you wouldn't sit on my face."
"for a person who is weirded out by sex, i make an astounding amount of sex jokes."
"Do you have Asperger's?" "With a side of fries."
"Do Archie and his friends really deserve to die?" "YES, THEY DESERVE TO DIE AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!"
"Chook that cicken!"
"When at first you don't succeed, retrain the tiger to eat a child."
"Listen, sometimes your magic tricks don't work and the tiger doesn't eat your victim."
"So I can't be hatecrimed for being nonbinary, but I can be hatecrimed for liking girls."
"You're nonbinary? GANG!"
Butch Hartman, you made me gay
The man, the penis, the wolf behind law and order
bara tiddy means strength, warmth, protection
bara tiddy means strength, warmth, protection
You're goddamn right
"No more government subsidies for active basses!"
Oh my, It's looks like somebody needs a spanking
Dude, think you can make my 10,000 25 centimeter condoms
If you try to take my piano, I'll stratch your eyes out
Our time together has been wonderful, make sure to lock your doors at night
There's nothing kinky about it, I swear! I'm begging you! Hands and knees!
It's a piano made of drugs!
Look at all those tomatoes (about watermelons)
It's a conspiracy to get teenagers to steal old ladies' groceries!
Person 1: Oh, it's Dave!
Person 2: Dave?
Person 3: Dave!
Person 2: Daaaaaaavvveeee!!!
P1: Dave dave dave!
P3: It's Daveeeee
group
Look at all those tomatoes (about watermelons)
What am I, Tidomato?
language
"and then i hands-down just slapped him across the face"
"how did you slap him if your hands were down?"
"i'd totally stab my wife in the gut for a chicken nugget"
"There it is."
(together in a weird voice) "Lotus Casinoeeeeeeeeee."
"There it is."
(together in a weird voice) "Lotus Casinoeeeeeeeeee."
AHHHHHH FELLOW PERCY JACKSON FAN???