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“Pay” me in weird things and I will give you my terrible advice!

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oh great and powerful seesaw, i offer you a half-empty can of flat sprite from the back of my fridge and this nail polish i managed to peel off of my nail in one piece for advice on how to get my parents to trust me

Ants. They hold the answer.

…ants? is this going where i think it's going?

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oh great and powerful seesaw, i offer you a half-empty can of flat sprite from the back of my fridge and this nail polish i managed to peel off of my nail in one piece for advice on how to get my parents to trust me

Ants. They hold the answer.

…ants? is this going where i think it's going?

Ants last night, and ants the night before.

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oh great and powerful seesaw, i offer you a half-empty can of flat sprite from the back of my fridge and this nail polish i managed to peel off of my nail in one piece for advice on how to get my parents to trust me

Ants. They hold the answer.

…ants? is this going where i think it's going?

Ants last night, and ants the night before.

what the fuck

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@furetakunai ac_unit

Ou, greatest Seesaw Heehaw, I offer you some black coffee that has been in a pot for at least a week now, how do I get people to accept that they're pretty?

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oh great and powerful seesaw, i offer you a half-empty can of flat sprite from the back of my fridge and this nail polish i managed to peel off of my nail in one piece for advice on how to get my parents to trust me

Ants. They hold the answer.

…ants? is this going where i think it's going?

Ants last night, and ants the night before.

what the fuck

Thank their lucky stars that they taste so good.

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Ou, greatest Seesaw Heehaw, I offer you some black coffee that has been in a pot for at least a week now, how do I get people to accept that they're pretty?

Ants. Ants. ANTS.

ac_unit
@furetakunai ac_unit

oh mY GOD GENIUS. I know exACTLY whaT to do now!

ac_unit
@furetakunai ac_unit

(My plan will now comprise of ants and no one can stop me.)

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@nebula__ group

(i—)

ac_unit
@furetakunai ac_unit

(Yeah, I said it. anTS HAvE givEN me a PLAN)

@cup_o_ramen

(My plan will now comprise of ants and no one can stop me.)

Make body armor out of ants, because when enough ants die the hive births more to fill in the gaps of jobs that need to be filled.

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oh great and powerful seesaw, i offer you a half-empty can of flat sprite from the back of my fridge and this nail polish i managed to peel off of my nail in one piece for advice on how to get my parents to trust me

Ants. They hold the answer.

…ants? is this going where i think it's going?

Ants last night, and ants the night before.

gonna be ants tonight if we're never ants before

ac_unit
@furetakunai ac_unit

(My plan is to make someone admit they're pretty, not to go to war in ant armor.)

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oh great and powerful seesaw, i offer you a half-empty can of flat sprite from the back of my fridge and this nail polish i managed to peel off of my nail in one piece for advice on how to get my parents to trust me

Ants. They hold the answer.

…ants? is this going where i think it's going?

Ants last night, and ants the night before.

gonna be ants tonight if we're never ants before

YOU KNOW.

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oh great and powerful seesaw, i offer you a half-empty can of flat sprite from the back of my fridge and this nail polish i managed to peel off of my nail in one piece for advice on how to get my parents to trust me

Ants. They hold the answer.

…ants? is this going where i think it's going?

Ants last night, and ants the night before.

gonna be ants tonight if we're never ants before

YOU KNOW.

of course I know I'm a Gunpowder Tim simp

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oh great and powerful seesaw, i offer you a half-empty can of flat sprite from the back of my fridge and this nail polish i managed to peel off of my nail in one piece for advice on how to get my parents to trust me

Ants. They hold the answer.

…ants? is this going where i think it's going?

Ants last night, and ants the night before.

gonna be ants tonight if we're never ants before

YOU KNOW.

of course I know I'm a Gunpowder Tim simp

You pitiful mortal, I'm a GPT KINNIE!!!

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oh great and powerful seesaw, i offer you a half-empty can of flat sprite from the back of my fridge and this nail polish i managed to peel off of my nail in one piece for advice on how to get my parents to trust me

Ants. They hold the answer.

…ants? is this going where i think it's going?

Ants last night, and ants the night before.

gonna be ants tonight if we're never ants before

YOU KNOW.

of course I know I'm a Gunpowder Tim simp

You pitiful mortal, I'm a GPT KINNIE!!!

I can't be a GPT kinnie I'm already an Ashes and Lyf kinnie

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oh great and powerful seesaw, i offer you a half-empty can of flat sprite from the back of my fridge and this nail polish i managed to peel off of my nail in one piece for advice on how to get my parents to trust me

Ants. They hold the answer.

…ants? is this going where i think it's going?

Ants last night, and ants the night before.

gonna be ants tonight if we're never ants before

YOU KNOW.

of course I know I'm a Gunpowder Tim simp

You pitiful mortal, I'm a GPT KINNIE!!!

I can't be a GPT kinnie I'm already an Ashes and Lyf kinnie

I basically kin all the mechs at this point lol. Except like, Ivy and Raphaellla.

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listen, I also kin Jonny D'ville so…

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Awesome. Bastard, but awesome.

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okay i have another offer because i need more advice: i can offer uhhhh a picture of kokichi ouma with a gun if i can get some advice on how to go down a really high set of stairs without triggering my fear of heights

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okay i have another offer because i need more advice: i can offer uhhhh a picture of kokichi ouma with a gun if i can get some advice on how to go down a really high set of stairs without triggering my fear of heights

Know that soon, you will be much lower than you were, and all will be well.

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@nebula__ group

okay i have another offer because i need more advice: i can offer uhhhh a picture of kokichi ouma with a gun if i can get some advice on how to go down a really high set of stairs without triggering my fear of heights

Know that soon, you will be much lower than you were, and all will be well.

okay ty very much,,,, and here's the image i promised-

Sprite Edits, Kokichi with a gun and Shuichi playing basketball. :  danganronpa

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i offer you the plastic parts of 12 thumbtacks to tell me how to make a candle

person_off
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I offer you the casing of a rifle round I found laying around to tell me how to not die instantly

@cup_o_ramen

I offer you our extra Glock(Hayden gave permission) How do we remove a splinter painlessly.

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i offer you the plastic parts of 12 thumbtacks to tell me how to make a candle

Eat the wax, then let it settle in your stomach for three days. When it had finished cooking, open up your stomach and take out your candle. You will survive the process.

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I offer you the casing of a rifle round I found laying around to tell me how to not die instantly

You won’t.

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I offer you our extra Glock(Hayden gave permission) How do we remove a splinter painlessly.

Tweezers and a lot of patience.