“Pay” me in weird things and I will give you my terrible advice!

(How dare you steal my skin cells)

I'll give you the dead skin cells from that one kid in my class that everyone forgets exists if you tell me how to get motivation to finish this project.

order a new pair of shoes. do it.

I offer you a Roku Remote and my disgusting Melatonin gummies that my mom forces me to eat even though they don't work for advice on how to tell my mom to back off.

Say a little bitty swear word. Go on, I believe in you. Actually, just fuckin snap and she'll get the message.

I will give you several half-filled diaries, a tiny plastic baby, some expired eyeshadows from the 2000s, and a leather bracelet that I made in 6th grade art class if you give me advice on how to tell my cousin/BFF how much she means to me.

Cake. Give cake.

Oh great and powerful Lame Gamer!
I give you a sweetened fry in exchange for advice on how to shower my gf with affection!

Oh great and powerful Lame Gamer!
I give you a sweetened fry in exchange for advice on how to shower my gf with affection!

Give little kissy on head. Go on, do it.

Oh great and powerful Lame Gamer!
I give you a sweetened fry in exchange for advice on how to shower my gf with affection!

Give little kissy on head. Go on, do it.

Thanks!