Period Crap
Yeah, he's really amazing.
birth control messes up everything ugh
I HAVE ACNE AND I CRIED OVER AN ANT ok bye
aww :(
AHHH I get bloody noses pretty often and I got one while on my period and it was so bed because it was 2x the blood and I got a bunch of headaches and migraines and sensory overloads and a bunch of serious cramps and nausea and this was one of my worse periods ever. (It was also a couple days longer than usual)
oh nooooo 😫
I don’t normally get chocolate cravings but this month…
This one’s an exception
I may or may not be eating an entire chocolate cake in my bed with a spoon rn
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I'd willingly have period cramps if I could eat an entire chocolate cake lol
We bought it at the church bake sale this morning and no one really ate it so I have mostly free reign over the leftovers
It was a big cake
There are a lot of leftovers
I don’t know if even I can eat it all
chug the cake
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Pffffft murder is probably gonna happen today
I’ll help hide the body
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Hide it? We gonna freaking burn it
and everything else involved
because evidence bad
I’ve got a big yard, perfect for burning stuff without a trace
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Perfect. I'll drop the body off later in a plastic bag
(Also, fire goood)
Hide it? We gonna freaking burn it
and everything else involved
because evidence bad
Won't do much. Fire has to be REALLYYY hot to completely burn a body, and it has to burn a long time. Also no guarantee that all the evidence will burn. So if you want to get rid of it, it'd be best to dump it in a river or something. It'll eventually be found, but it would be more likely to get rid of evidence. We are talking hypothetically, right?
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Hide it? We gonna freaking burn it
and everything else involved
because evidence badWon't do much. Fire has to be REALLYYY hot to completely burn a body, and it has to burn a long time. Also no guarantee that all the evidence will burn. So if you want to get rid of it, it'd be best to dump it in a river or something. It'll eventually be found, but it would be more likely to get rid of evidence.
We are talking hypothetically, right?
Perhaps.
Burn it, get a cow, butcher the cow and bury the body remains under the cow. That way, if people start looking for the body they'll find the dead cow and aren't likely to go past it. As for the murder weapon make sure you use the same thing you used to kill the human, to kill the cow. Then they won't think that it's the murder weapon. Burn everything else.
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Thank you! I am now very thankful I moved to the country ^w^
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Burn it, get a cow, butcher the cow and bury the body remains under the cow. That way, if people start looking for the body they'll find the dead cow and aren't likely to go past it. As for the murder weapon make sure you use the same thing you used to kill the human, to kill the cow. Then they won't think that it's the murder weapon. Burn everything else.
Realising I may be a murderer as well as a writer…
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I know lots of people who run beef farms, no one would suspect a thing if I got a part-time job helping them.
or find a killer that hasn't been caught in your state or inter-state, and copy their MO. people will most likely chalk it up to the other person (who hasn't been found so duh, no one knows who all they've killed). and on the off chance you get caught, you might be able to get a shorter sentence for lack of creativity
y'all
maybe it’s a “you guys might be overreacting a smidge” y’all
I marched through a parade with period cramps and I’m not bitching so 🤫
Well I’m sorry my hormones are making me exaggerate/overreact to everything
Now if you’ll excuse me I just finished the last bite of cake and now I need to cry