My cat just sat on my new shoes. Now they’re squished.

_{Also who’s the girl in the gif?}

I have no idea, why?

opens gates of hell hi yes holo all kiddos who accept dating at 13 is ok and have dated at that age are welcome into my courts ill love you and cherish you as 80s synthwave incarnate mother yes

_{Also who’s the girl in the gif?}

I have no idea, why?

_{exceedingly heterosexual vibes}

wiggles eyebrows Ooooooooooooh, Dommyyyyyy~~

I'll track her down.

_{Also who’s the girl in the gif?}

I have no idea, why?

_{exceedingly heterosexual vibes}

What is this word you speak of?

_{I mean, so so. But she’s low-key hot.}

_{Agreed ngl.}

DOMMYYYYY I FOUND HER

THE GIF IS FROM A SHOW CALLED VIDA
HER NAME IS MELISSA BARRERA

opens gates of hell hi yes holo all kiddos who accept dating at 13 is ok and have dated at that age are welcome into my courts ill love you and cherish you as 80s synthwave incarnate mother yes

Hey op what the-

Its not a phase MAhm

I need sleep…

_{Also who’s the girl in the gif?}

I have no idea, why?

_{exceedingly heterosexual vibes}

What is this word you speak of?

It’s a joke after I questioned how the hell “gay” could be a mood.

Oh lol

I need sleep…

Then go.

Its like you dont like me here GOOOOOd how insensitive fake cries

this is why i dont human

Its like you dont like me here GOOOOOd how insensitive fake cries

w h a t

Its like you dont like me here GOOOOOd how insensitive fake cries

w h a t

sorry dont try to understand me i've had a horrible last six months and im literally suffering from like ptsd rn im sorry

I actually have this really great technique for dating in which I become really good friends with all my crushes and bury my feelings for them and never say anything about it

Basically I‘ve figured out how to friendzone myself

mood

ok bye ya'll im not gonna get on for like another three months so dont miss my ass :P bai