Personal Venting Chat, New and Improved! (Without Jerks)

Miriam you should make a new chat for these cause they're fucking hilarious

I'm meeting my cousin and ex aunt for brunch in an hour but also today is the last day of nano and I have over 2,000 words to write

_{where's the joke? I'm a dumb bean, you know this}

I got a new mascara yesterday and I think I'm allergic to it *okay nope, I just looked up what happens when you're allergic to mascara and that's not it. I'm just bad at makeup I guess *but I did forget that I don't have makeup wipes with me so that's fun

_{where's the joke? I'm a dumb bean, you know this}

_{I probably made it way too subtle but it’s in my username}

_{okay that's what I thought you said, but I don't get it, sorry buddy. I'll probably get it as soon as– OH MY GOSH I GET IT ELLA I LOVE YOU}

Aaand we're going to cracker barrel, which is not my favorite place ew

My vera bradley purse collection is growing slowly bigger as the years pass jk I only have three cause my aunt gives me one every year

I CANT WALK ANYMORE

WHAT HAPPENED

My vera bradley purse collection is growing slowly bigger as the years pass jk I only have three cause my aunt gives me one every year

I just got one yesterday, it's dark blue with cool flowery stuff!

_{it’s the last day of November and not a single person got the unfunny joke}

I did not expect Ella, of all people, to make a No-Nut November joke lmao

My vera bradley purse collection is growing slowly bigger as the years pass jk I only have three cause my aunt gives me one every year

I just got one yesterday, it's dark blue with cool flowery stuff!

Noice dark blue is low-key the best purse color

_{me either. That's why it took me so long to get. Besides being dumb, obviously. I wasn't even sure she knew what it was}

Miriam you should make a new chat for these cause they're fucking hilarious

Thank you Moxie I will consider it

Do it

My aunt is analyzing the morals of star wars

Hi everyone. Never posted in the vent thread before, but well, this morning at six am I threw up for the first time in I think at least eight years (pretty sure it was something I ate), and I was supposed to go to work today but I can't make it until this afternoon. And part of me is glad because I didn't want to work over the weekend, but part of me is miserable because it was really hard to find somebody to cover for me and my specific role at work is somewhat important, and honestly I'm also a bit scared that I won't feel better by noon but will still have to work anyway. Also there's an ice storm going on in my town and I could always get in an accident while driving, you never know.
I think I just need a hug, thanks for listening to me moan and complain ^^;