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Yeah, it was a stupid mistake with a shit ton of blood involved.
you know you can cut hotdogs with
with
a butterknife?
I was maybe ten at the time… And being stupid. Also the hotdogs were frozen and I was trying to separate them before boiling them cause we only needed half the pack, so I thought a sharp knife was a good idea!
(is pretty sure I cut to the bone that day)
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Yeah, it was a stupid mistake with a shit ton of blood involved.
you know you can cut hotdogs with
with
a butterknife?
or
a fork
or
a spoon
Yeah, it was a stupid mistake with a shit ton of blood involved.
you know you can cut hotdogs with
with
a butterknife?
or
a fork
or
a spoon
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Yeah, it was a stupid mistake with a shit ton of blood involved.
you know you can cut hotdogs with
with
a butterknife?
I was maybe ten at the time… And being stupid. Also the hotdogs were frozen and I was trying to separate them before boiling them cause we only needed half the pack, so I thought a sharp knife was a good idea!
(is pretty sure I cut to the bone that day)
reason 289 of why not to trust ten year olds with anything
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(Hold up please explain why you're pained we do not allow that here)
I have a headache and my muscles, (Back, arms, shoulders thighs) hurt whenever I move….
Also my sisters, (I am babysitting) have been brats)
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Yeah, it was a stupid mistake with a shit ton of blood involved.
you know you can cut hotdogs with
with
a butterknife?
or
a fork
or
a spoon
or
your teeth
or
an instrument of torture
flash_on
Yeah, it was a stupid mistake with a shit ton of blood involved.
you know you can cut hotdogs with
with
a butterknife?
I was maybe ten at the time… And being stupid. Also the hotdogs were frozen and I was trying to separate them before boiling them cause we only needed half the pack, so I thought a sharp knife was a good idea!
(is pretty sure I cut to the bone that day)reason 289 of why not to trust ten year olds with anything
Well it's not like there was anyone else! My mom was probably busy with the three/four other little kids that were in the house.
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Yeah, it was a stupid mistake with a shit ton of blood involved.
you know you can cut hotdogs with
with
a butterknife?
or
a fork
or
a spoon
or
your teeth
or
an instrument of torture
I know that NOW.
But 10-yr-old me did not.
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Yeah, it was a stupid mistake with a shit ton of blood involved.
you know you can cut hotdogs with
with
a butterknife?
or
a fork
or
a spoon
or
your teeth
or
an instrument of torture
Did you mean: a trumpet
Did you mean: literally anything in the band
Yeah, it was a stupid mistake with a shit ton of blood involved.
you know you can cut hotdogs with
with
a butterknife?
or
a fork
or
a spoon
or
your teeth
or
an instrument of torture
Did you mean: a trumpet
Attention, Everyone: You Can Now Cut Hot Dogs With A Trumpet.
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My mom accidentally cut her thumb with a butcher knife.
She was trying to cut cauliflower.
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use the fuckin bell what are u, trumpet-derived?
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Trust me, trumpets can break through anything if enough blunt force is involved.
My sister once cut her thumb on drum roll a jar of peanut butter. Fun times.
I know someone that dropped a chainsaw on his arm. While it was on. I think it was a chainsaw anyways
And one of my teachers last year dropped a hammer on his face and then it fell on his toe
Big oof/big yikes.
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Someone I know dropped a running chainsaw on his boot and since we’re all rednecks in MD, it didn’t cut through his steel-toed boots
he still wears those fucking boots
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Trust me, trumpets can break through anything if enough blunt force is involved.
The brute force of their ego is enough
As a former trumpeter I approve of this message.
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I know someone who's brother swung an axe into their leg, while they were at a cabin that requires a four hour hike to get to. (No hospital for hours unless you fly out in a bush plane.) and they treated it wit alcohol.
(This friend of mine has a really weird family.)
I know someone who's brother swung an axe into their leg, while they were at a cabin that requires a four hour hike to get to. (No hospital for hours unless you fly out in a bush plane.) and they treated it wit alcohol.
(This friend of mine has a really weird family.)
Big oof.
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I'm literally in tears why does my knee hurt so badly