put inside jokes here with no context
school
bear
- yeah
(Said in terrible russian accent)
Me name Victor!!
"I'll take a chicken sandwich and your finest pint of non-alcoholic beer."
Henry is the Chad of chads
"I filled his gas tank with syrup"
"No Piss this time?"
"Nope, just syrup and love gloves!"
"thank you very much!"
(you're welcome or no problem…?)
"your problem"
school
school
LMFAO ANGEL
"i will not lick guacamole off you."
"They don't match"
"Hardcore ramen."
"Turning trash."
"IT'S A ZEBRA!"
"p u p p y"
group
"Here's a compass hands magnetized needle cos the real deal is expensive"
"Mr.Dad: Expert of sticky tape, glue sticks, needles and dinner plates"
"yELLOw gArLic huehuehue"
language
"Hey, wanna play a game, Hina?"
"No- Your idea for games is usually Russian Roulette with a toy gun-"
"Too bad >:D pulls out a fake gun Let's play!"
"KOKO I STG-"
I am the walking embodiment of a sour patch kid
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“Stop making out with a cupcake.”
“At least I didn’t kill everybody like mom, via water.”
group
“I’m tri tri TRIng to stay calm, but I just ca’t! I mean, luke who the cat just dragged in!”
group
"Don't you DARE drink my setting spray again!"
"In this line of work, we don't question the people in our oven." (said in deep western accent)
"That's a beautiful cow."
"She hit the pole!"
"CY, MUSIC."
"I like your face."
"FLOOR REBELLION"
"1127"
"Don't die, it's bad for your health."
"Silver is basically neon gray."
"DRUG HATS"
"Mike Pence is short for mechanical pencil"
language
"radioactive ice… crunchy"
"yummy fish water"
"[pours water onto a rock]"
"[applauds]"
group
"ARSON ARSON, DICKWAD"
group
“Come get your ANTARCTIC LEMONADE!”
"Acid on our bones."
group
“Marcia!”
“So, within two seconds of writing ax^2 on the board, someone guessed it.”
@PastelTart : Give him a lemon.
Me : He can't eat. He's a robot.
@PastelTart : Put it in the circuitry.
Me : CITRUS IN HIS CIRCUITS!!!
language
LEMONS