Thunder "JONATHAN I SWEAR"
put inside jokes here with no context
"Meet me at the gang table. We shall depart from there."
"tentacle difficulties"
"the problem is having a child"
eco
guess who's gay!
the olives!!
and the avocados!!!
"Vroom vroom mudderhugga."
"KNOCK KNOCK, SON IT'S PEGGY."
"no john, a banana is not a nut"
"Nature Promise Organic Cereal"
"T h e B i b b l e!"
ooh, trashy uwu
"wait, am i trash?"
"yes"
"YAY! IM TRASH!!"
"Crock pot full of aliens."
"Noah Shrek."
high pitched singing
"thusday amaright"
"aww look at this lil baby, ur gonna be so yummy when i eat u"
"Son, your grounded."
"How can I be grounded, when I'm already in the ground MOTHER!?"
“You spent so long in the bathroom that Jesus returned, and the rapture happened.”
"make me one before you call me one"
school
meapy-chan
Check for security cameras.
Distant, ominous chanting:
feet pics, feet pics, feet pics, fEET PICS, FEET PICS!
"STOP! We're not cavemen! We have technology."
Proceeds to smash computer
"i'm more likely to do it here than in my house"
Troll Enters OoOOoooOh
"YAY, ITS FRIDAYYY!!!"
"remember you have the typing class?"
"…."
"…."
NOOOOOO, ITS FRIDAY!!!