put inside jokes here with no context

"Your dick is now a noodle"

grapefruit

"I narrowly avoided death today. It came in the form of Joel Spittal."
"YAAAS GERMAN"
"WHAT THE HELL??? CHIP'S AHOY AND OREOS IN THE SAME BOX??? SO MANY??? WHAT??? PRAISE THE LORD???"

"I WANNA BE AN EXTRA!!!!!" trips over stone wall and lays there for a solid minute

"Let's see, what am I gonna do with my retirement years? Oh, I know! I'll wipe out the world!"

“Meh, I thought about being a serial killer after retirement. I could be the East Side Mauler. No one would suspect an 80 year old man."

“Night hall”

aNsWeRiNg mAcHiNe

Daddie

Sonic dashes 3 yards then jumps super high

"It's pretty cool."
"By Fall Out Boy."
"G note."
"Dude are we hiking?"
"Oh, I was in the bath."
"You're out of the band."
"He had a flamethrower."

“THE FUCKING OCTOPUS CAN’T GET ME IF I’M DEAD BRI!”
“YOUR UNICFORM CAN’T GET ME EITHER”

“THE GOSH DANG PASTA”

"the sMUT"

"Veggie Boy"
"Phantom Prius Slayer"
"You can ride my mooootercycle"
metal scream "EVERYBODY LOVES JESUS"

"Sci-Fi Hater…. thanks for the cookies and oreos though."

"Just this once, Jack, everybody lives!"
"No, this is a global catastrophe, that's bad!"

(It's a weird Doctor Who thing, don't ask.)

"IM RIDING ON A UNICORN"
"WORK! BUS!"
"DETROIT SMASH"
"avoids stabs"

"A DOUBLE HORNED UNICORN!!"
"TURN DOWN FOR WHAAAAAT!!!"

"Okay ima just die now."

"LESBIAN ASSASSIN"

HARNESS THE PIZZA ROLLS

Honorary member of the Torchwood Innuendo Squad.

CRANBERRIES

FST (fruit safety training)

piper for president

The unicorn book

Just the daily routine in the Wareham household.
You haven't seen the Tan household.
You think that's bad? Come check the Zaharako household, eh?
The Spittal household is…uh…big.
Yes, but do any of them have the utter tackiness of the Walker household?

rainbow magic

"Shut up, Cheryl!"