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"THE GUNSHOTS! THE FIRE! MY FRIENDS!"
put inside jokes here with no context
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gets hit in stomach with tennis ball I'VE BEEN SHOT!
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"FLOATING COAT"
"Itchy itchy" "MaRy NoOo"
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"Sarah…"
"Sarah, have you lost your mind? My name's Josephine…"
"Oh dear, you've lost your mind as well as your reputation. You've got the names switched, dear…"
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"Trent NO"
"Trent YES"
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"I'm ballin"
"Tatum stop ballin right now"
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"THE GREAT MIGRATION TO SWEDEN WHERE THEY NEVER HAD TO RUN LAPS"
"Broom broom."
"Can you two stop doing that at the dinner table?"
"Uh…" bursts out laughing
"Peg…"
"fLoOf ThE hAiR"
"don't you dare"
"ha that rhymed, um… affair"
“Catch you later, Girliepops!”
“Twist & Shout!”
Person is faced with trivial conflict
I reply:
“Looks like you’re in a jam”
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@PuffPoff
"Mmm those are some ripe lemons."
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in increasingly weird/inaccurate accents and voices "Wanna haircut, greaser??"
welcome to my niCE SMELLING HOUSE
James Bond Villain voice "DIE"
Italian Accent "Maybe tomorrow."
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"Five, four, three, two one,
SWEEPINGGGGG YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN IT'S SWEEPINGGGGGG IT'S OUR FAVORITE THING TO DO. DANCE BREAK!!!!! ………………………………… THERE'S NOTHING QUITE AS FUN AS SWEEPING A DIRTY FLOOR; WHEN WE ARE ALL DONE WE ARE ALWAYS ASKING FOR MORE! SWEEPING IS A PASTIME THAT WE ALL KNOW AND LOVE, WHEN WE SWEEP IT'S AS IF GOD SENT US A DOVE! WE SWEEP UNTIL THERE IS NO FLOOR, THEY CALL US THE SWEEP CREEPS, WHEN WE ARE FINISHED SWEEPING WE DON'T EVEN WANT TO SLEEP!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SWEEPING!"
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@PuffPoff
waving lego mats around "A PLUS B EQUALS TWENTY FOUR! YEAAH. YEAAH."
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"IT'S A TAXIDERMIST!"
"LADY WIFI HAS ARRIVED!!!"
"I made a meme lookit"
"How tall are you?"
"5' 10.6"
"ITS A WHALE UNICORN!!!!!!"
"Release the Craggie!"
"I don't have a big enough butt…"
"Jathon."
"I think I've made a mistake"
"sacrifices must be made!!"
*throws boomerang * "can you didgeri-don't?"
"I can see through all of time and space"
*has hella thicc booklet * *fills in two pages * "… that's it… that's all I can do. I'm done." *is actually finished booklet, that wasn't a joke *
"introduce your logic"
*stares at knives * "I'm gonna go make it interesting" "please don't"
"I wanna kill Diana"
"ZERO MAH SON"
"if it's orange it's happy"
"THEY CAN'T"
*really loud and dramatic gasp * "I can go UPSTAIRS"
"it's Carlos, Juniper, and cAW CAW!" ((their actual names are: Carlos, Junpei, and Akane))
(( side note: I'd like to credit my older brother for his ridiculousness which is why we have so many inside jokes))
"Natures Promise Organic Cereal"
"The NPOC Shall Rise!!!"
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“AIR CROISSANTS”
"Snapping turtle"
"HiT iT FeRgiE"
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"LA LA LA LA LA LA LLAMA."
"I found my hairbrush!" throws hairbrush "I lost it!"
makes strange hand motions "Karate vibes!"
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"STANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN"
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Ryan poses on top of lunch table
"You're not sexy."
benyonce
(combination of ben platt and beyonce)
"SOUP. SOUP SOUP SOUP SOUP. SOUP. SOUP SOUP SOUP SOUP…"
"Brie, why are you here?"
"Oh look a wild Weston.
A wild weston has appeared.
Throws pokeball.
Weston dodges.
Weston shoves pokeball down your throat."
"Sign language"
"I lost my straw."