group
(lol, that's what I said after that)
group
(lol, that's what I said after that)
Cleaned the dog
"You can't marry Brendon Urie's voice"
"iF aN oRaNgE cAn Be PrEsIdEnT i CaN mArRy A vOiCe."
i wanna marry Brendon's voice…
"You scared me!"
"I did a FUCKING SQUAT HOW DID I SCARE YOU?!"
group
"What are you doing?"
"Yogurt."
"Ugly Mucus Hole!"
"Well. IF I'M AN UGLY MUCUS HOLE THEN YOU'RE A POOPY BUTTHEAD!"
"i'm not a poopy butthead…"
group
Sounds of bell for 3 minutes.
Everyone: "What the fuck."
Sounds of bell for 3 minutes.
Everyone: "What the fuck."a logical response, i think. did anyone figure out what happened?
also sorry if i seem rude or something, I'm not trying to be, I'm just in a bad mood right now and this whacko site makes me feel better so here i am
Nope XD
It was the school bell, so we don't care anyway, but it was amazing.
group
"Start at the beginning."
"Whyyyyyyy?"
"Because that's how you read sh&t. From the beginning."
yeets myself into the fifth dimension
Another one.
In a big store. "RED ROBIN!!!!" At top of lungs.
Across the store equally as loud. "YUM!!!"
that's my mood
YEETS MYSELF INTO THE FIFTH DIMENSION
me> "O hey look there’s jared from subway"
Hi jared from subway
Jared from subway> hEy lil mAmA lEmmE whIspEr In yOUr EAr, tEll yA sOmEthIng yA mIght lIkE tO hEAR
“It’s frEE rEAl EstAtE”
Hold the fuck up.
Huh?
No. I'm the fuck up. Hold me.
Hold the fuck up.
Huh?
No. I'm the fuck up. Hold me.
-from both of us.
Hold the fuck up.
Huh?
No. I'm the fuck up. Hold me.
(I'm gonna steal this.)
Lol. That was hilarious. I actually had another shaking fit over it.
Hold the fuck up.
Huh?
No. I'm the fuck up. Hold me.(I'm gonna steal this.)
;-;
Hold the fuck up.
Huh?
No. I'm the fuck up. Hold me.(I'm gonna steal this.)
;-;
Go right ahead. It's a wonderful pickup line.
Hold the fuck up.
Huh?
No. I'm the fuck up. Hold me.(I'm gonna steal this.)
;-;
Go right ahead. It's a wonderful pickup line.
Both for getting with someone, and to have someone carry you.
(lol. Great.)
group
"Stop loving men that will never love you or acknowledge you!"
"They love all of their fans! They acknowledges us all!"
A third person pops into the conversation "Heyyyy, ItS nOt CaLlEd 'My chemical romance' FoR nOtHiNg!"
The first two just stare at the third person blankly