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Friend H: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!
Friend: looks over to see them with a pencil in an electrical outlet WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
me: they are dying
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cOwOmUwUnism
What a hippocricket
You don't know where America is shut up
(I'm very concerned)
(Almost all of my friends suck at geography it's a disgrace)
"First of all gAy, and second of all, ooh cute!"
(Almost all of my friends suck at geography it's a disgrace)
(I'm so sorry)
cOwOmUwUnism
Do you mind if my friends steal this?
Yes?
Too late
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Everybody gangsta until the new kid says "Надакучыла гэтая лайна"
"purple cat gives disease"
"what disease, i am a disease"
"wHy ArE yOu LyInG??"
"I am above the law"
"I am god, I have no laws"
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Eve is the Great Prostitute
"I'm the virgin jerry!"
"don't you mean the virgin marry?"
"Nah"
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que hora estas?
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MI PUQUENO PIPI!
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"COUSIN PHINNIE AND SISTER JUDITH ARE PATERNAL COUSINS HOW DARE YOU SHIP THEM YOU DISGRACE."
"WHAT."
"Cousin Phinnie is in a gay relationship with the Holy Virgin Jerry you dummy!"
(A beautiful inside joke for me and a friend's made up characters)
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Nerroth Bladeslayer
My arrows are terrible today!
cOwOmUwUnism
Do you mind if my friends steal this?
Yes?
Too late
Sure we spread cOwOmUwUnism for fun
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Ima broken record in your bitch
to the tune of baby shark baby brush do do do do do do
to the tune of status quo (hsm) No no no no! Stick to the communism!
cOwOmUwUnism is tasty
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sorry, i had a fungal dwarf in my throat
Kim Kardashian is a vegetable that grows on a tree
"EMBRACE THE CRINGE!"
"You spilled the pickles!"
just saying lost over and over again
"Five! Five! Five!"
"Severance!"
"Are you Creamfrost again?"
"Xanny is Yammy, but ugly."
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-inhales jacket scent- is lovesick just getting high off your boyfriends smell?