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Buy some Detos. They delicious. Detos are for royaltie. Doritos are for pheasants.
The son father and holy ghost: Daddy Devito, Danny Dorito, and Daddy Dorito
I SWEAR TO DRUNK iM NOT GOD!
I can’t really explain this one as a quote, but our class is the Russian army, we’re all comrades, and our teacher is the dictator
“Tunes dude!”
group
me: picks up mini tree branch "Leaf"
my waifu: "Leaves"
me: "LEAVES!"
LEAF ME ALONE WITH MY LEAVES!!!
Okay this isn't a phrase but if someone is playing music, doesn't matter what song, we'll start randomly macarena dancing to the song.
group
blep
( @FrozenWolf13 )
why…
why.
WHYYYYYYY!!!!!!
Ethan is a dolphin
Ethan then makes a bad dying dolphin sound
Ethan is a dolphin
Ethan then makes a bad dying dolphin sound
JEEZ! HE SOUNDS LIKE A PENGUIN IN A BLENDER!!!
Ethan is a dolphin
Ethan then makes a bad dying dolphin sound
JEEZ! HE SOUNDS LIKE A PENGUIN IN A BLENDER!!!
Naw. I know what that sounds like. He sounds like a pterodactyl trying to play the recorder.
you're right…
you're right…
Damn right I am
"You eat lemons"
"Well at least I eat more lemons than you"
My aesthic is ketchup
group
"Goose eggs!"
"My brother has had more!"
my friend, quietly: “Monkey in the car. Monkey in the car. Fuck off”
Karate is for vibe check
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"CARBOHYDRATE DRAGON!!"
"pleASE NOT MA BREAD!"
"i identify as lady"
rubs knee "this is how we make friends here
"lift your arms like you're asserting dominance"
"BREAD"
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off tone singing
"PRINCESS CONNIE WINKLE"
"Can't scare him, he's Belarusian"
"You're a dragon, you'll pass this time. Next time…neigh." -friend whinnies like a horse-
"Have you seen my toaster?"
. . .
"TOASTERRRRRRRRRRR!"
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(Heyyyyyyyyyyyy good to see you! It's been a while, huh?)