(Why is that giving me Achilles Heel vibes? But it's like reverse Achilles Heel?)
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(Achilles Arm? But backwards? Idk)
(that shrug emoji thing)
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( ¯_(ツ)_/¯)
(¯\_ (ツ) _/¯)
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Meow
mosquito dinosaur
IMMA NINJA
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@evastardust
groupRRAAAARRL
RRAAAARRL
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!"
"HUG IT OUT, B*TCH!"
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ADAM, ADAM?
JERRY?
frork
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Caaaaaaaaaarl!
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PICKLE RICKKKKKKKKKKKK
“Fraz is a twat”
"You guys are great, I want you to be at my funeral-"
"nO, I want you to be my pallbarers-"
"nOO, I want you to spoonfeed my ashes to my enemies"
~me
"Okay needy girlfriend."
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“Excuse me, while I have my daily seizure”
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"Your family is like shredded cheese"
"Girlfriend II, nooooooooo!"
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@brb
"Hanne, have you got the pickles, sardines, spray paint and hair bows?"
"I thought Len was getting those!!!"
~~~
"GIT GIT GIT GIT BUSY, GET YO ASS UP BEFORE I COME INSIDE AND GET YOU!"
"Thista Thin and Thista Thicc. With each other through thicc and thin. And believe me, Thista Thin knows how to tho thome hands."
My friend is the head of the Chicken Mafia
My Sis: "No matter how many pens I buy, they just mysteriously disappear."
Me: "Maybe the gnomes from Gravity Falls took them!"
My Sis: "Why would the gnomes need pens?"
Me: "To build a penhouse obviously!"
My Sis: starts laughing
Me ten seconds later: realizes what I said and starts laughing
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Roommate just trying to play smash: what is the rule about throwing things?
me:
me:…
me: YEET!
"Demeter is an obsessed anti-vax mom, and you can't persuade me otherwise."
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hi, you wanna cranberry?
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@brb
me: ya like jazz?
lael: * trips on her face and dies *
q: sure…