put inside jokes here with no context
oh fuck absolutely
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2+2 equals 420 pizza boxes
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2+2 equals 420 pizza boxes
ew no pizza's gross go with ramen bowls
Here comes the dead living potato itself.
"This is our son, Charles the 3rd!"
"Wait, what? The 3rd?"
"Yeah."
"What happened to the other one?"
"…"
"…"
"I ate him…"
"I cAn'T rEAch pINk colOurR"
"AWW SHIT, GRAB THE HOLY SALT BOIS, WE GOTTA 'NOTHER ONE"
"¿Puedo borrowar tu lapiz?"
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Going along to the alphabet song
"Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah."
“Aw shit, here we go again.”
(Oh, is that a reference to that meme?)
(Yep. Me and my friends ran it into the ground, it’s still funny)
Blowy instruments
Kiss a doorknob
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"I'm gay, OK?!"
I'm as hungry as a chicken on a bus on its way to mexico!
YOLANDA!!!
What about the disabled?!?
I hope u run out of oxygen
Wait, ACTUALLY!!!???!??!
Rub a dub, in the tub, with a duck, rub a dub
If you block this shot, you're gay
FREE-FROW
I have some whiskey to spill
OH NOOOOOOO…..I ate Slappy!!!
"A number nine with extra blood please"
"I am the gayest goose"
"My mother hates me, but I want to be a magician"
"Cats???' "CATS!!!'
"Lick my loafers, Debbie."
"Remember the god-forsaken religion: Soh cah toa."
"Make his pockets HURT do do do do do do do"
“cOUNTER”
“FUCK YOU”
“Sul sul mother fucker”
“Luigis mustache is a cwassont”
"Demeter is an obsessed anti-vax mom, and you can't persuade me otherwise."
regarding that;
you're not wrong?? also sorry i'm late
"Hey wa-"
"SHUT."
"Wh-"
"NO. S H U T."
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Spills pasta
"NO! MY SALAD!"
drops something and the person walking by doesn't stop to pick it up
"LITERALLY D I E!"
language
"So, if you would please bow your eyes and close your– mmMMMMMH!"
language
B: " Glue-licking again, dad?"
D: "Yes, metaphorically speaking."
B: "What flavor?"
Me (deadpan): "Childhood memories."
language
"What was Tyrannosaurus Rex?"
"I'll take Paleontologist for 400."
" The roots. "
"RICHARDS A ROOSTER!"
"Keep it kinksy"
"HHHHHHAAAAAAAAA"
"BUT WHAT ABOUT THE FONTS?!"
"Shut up, Matthew, nobody cares"
"All I have to do in this life is pay taxes and die."
"Babe, I'm the escalator to hell."
"Hop aboard the gay train! Choo choo!!!!"
"Sis snachd NASA"
language
"RICHARDS A ROOSTER!"
"Keep it kinksy"
"HHHHHHAAAAAAAAA"
"BUT WHAT ABOUT THE FONTS?!"
"Shut up, Matthew, nobody cares"
"All I have to do in this life is pay taxes and die."
"Babe, I'm the escalator to hell."
"Hop aboard the gay train! Choo choo!!!!"
"Sis snachd NASA"
LMFAO 😂😂😂
