Sapnap my king, Drista's brother, colourblind man

I'm always scared to watch the lore streams-

So am I, I saw the chat title and was immediately like "here are my people"

okay i just wanted to share this with people. i put the dream smp members names through google translate a bunch(along with places and famous quotes) and a few of them turned out hilarious, and i need to share them with someone. ive put the funniest ones here
Sapnap -> Dream
Skeppy -> Age
Bad -> Hello boy bot
Wilbur -> Wilbur's neck
Tommy -> thanks
Eret -> An error has occured
Karl -> Karl Jacobakobs
Sam -> He loses
Drista -> dust
Puffy -> large bubbles
Purpled -> Port of ONEHUNGA

Damn Google Translate just BUTCHERED "It was never meant to be"
I ended up with this:
"He did not strike like that"

I also translated that! I got 'Not neceassary."

It's the 30th
Tubbo's Youtooz should be here today, it's the end of the delivery window

And I feel like something bad's gonna happen in 16 days, huh

My sister refuses to call Fundy anything other than "L'Furry"

my friend often accidently refers to Fundy as just 'Furry' in conversation

Not me almost finishing a drawing of Wilbur, getting to the shading and deciding that I Do Not Like It™

My friend: Yeah, I like the SMP, my favorites are Wilbur and Dream
Me: What about Eret?
My friend: No, he blew up L'manburg, traitor scum >:(

:O I love them!

Not me actually wearing a compass like Tubbo is-
I have Tommy's

Wait I actually have to work on a design for Will, I've been trying but I never like the ones I come up with

so uh
I decided to start writing a really long version of L'manburg's anthem, telling its story, and I have three verses done, if you guys have feedback or ideas, I'd love to hear them!

These first two verses are consecutive, and the third is gonna be the last one:

I stood outside those Blackstone walls
Dust swirled around as I watched them fall
I knew that they had finally stood their last
I took one last look at the land I loved
As TNT rained from above
In the final moments of my home, L'manburg

This last time, Dream, he was at fault
They locked him up in Pandora's Vault
We thought that he had finally been stopped
When a certain child was around
For a week, the prison was locked down
And that child went and followed my L'manburg

Here's the final verse:
I heard there was a special place
Where men could go emancipate
The brutality, and the tyranny of their rulers
Well, although three times it was blown apart
Its flag still billows in our hearts
It lives on in our memories, L'manburg

oh, wow, i love that!

asdfghjkl I'm in class and before it started it was pretty loud but this one kid across the classroom was playing Your New Boyfriend on really low volume and I practically sprinted across the room-

Update: They're understanding my references, a festival was mentioned and I was like "Someone's gonna get blown up" and they laughed

one of my friends used to try do do whatever he could to get on my nerves, and one of the things he did was play Your New Boyfriend on a really low volume right behind me so only I could hear it

Update: They're understanding my references, a festival was mentioned and I was like "Someone's gonna get blown up" and they laughed

sniff sniff

do I smell a friendship blooming, Ash?

This might be the second friendship formed through MCYT
The first friend I made is one of my best friends now, she has a Your Tommy compass and I have the Your Tubbo one

okay i need to know: does anyone else think that some of luka(vocaloid)'s outfits make her look like a technoblade genderbend?