Sapnap my king, Drista's brother, colourblind man

One of these days someone's gonna mention L'manburg and I'm gonna o7 so aggressively I concuss myself

Oof that’s a mood

I'm watching Wilbur's stream and-

why does his hair look so good like that

Dsmp characters you would absolutely fight/smack, go!

Tommy easily.

I'm watching Wilbur's stream and-

why does his hair look so good like that

:0 wilbur lookin nice tho

Dsmp characters you would absolutely fight/smack, go!

Jschlatt and Tommy

I could totally beat irl Techno in a fight though, he spends all day planting virtual potatoes and waiting with his mouse hovering over the 'join server' button until someone mentions him, he has no time to go outside, plus, I'm smaller than him, and therefore lighter on my feet and slightly quicker, I'd say we have somewhat equal reaction time, his biggest advantage is that he's got fans cheering him on, but I have an advantage in the fact that Twitter would lose it if the Technoblade got into a brawl with a kid and incapacitated them(killed, if this is a battle to the death), and he'd lose all his clout and that'd be the end of him

petition to find schlatt just to kick him out of his chair and steal all his beloved cereal-

He lives somewhere in New York, unless he's moved to Texas already

Steal his Cooking Mama Babysitting plush babyson

I love the difference between Hermitcraft and the Dream SMP

Hermitcraft wars: haha look! it's grass vs. mycelium! let's build some minigames to sort it out!! It's all in good fun!!

Dream SMP wars: emotional trauma and TNT

Hermitcraft property ownership: We built a town together!! Now we're building bigger and bigger real estate offices to get business!! Isn't that fun?

Dream SMP property ownership: Oh yeah this hotel was Tommy's but he's in prison, anyway that'll be 10 diamonds for being on my land

So I was watching a clip and I noticed Puffy's facecam:

And-

is that-
is that a Straw Hat Pirate flag????
I can only see the bottom but I know that flag well, and so many other pirate crews use that flag template, I know her thing is pirates so it might not be but-

holy crap just realized I have that flag on my socks today

My brain keeps playing Wilbur Soot

My teacher: Teaching
My brain: IT'S BEEN 60 WEEKS SINCE I SAW VIENNA

In your defense, the rest of his songs are in a pretty different style

I get that, plus the fact that in the incel trilogy, there are other instruments, and in Your City Gave Me Asthma, it's just guitar

My brain keeps playing Wilbur Soot

My teacher: Teaching
My brain: IT'S BEEN 60 WEEKS SINCE I SAW VIENNA

Same but with the intro tune to Your New Boyfriend lmaoooooo

hi yes I saw this on Pinterest and I have a list of details here that I wanna go on and on about

• Dream's tie and shoes
• The fact that he's painting George
• Mr. Wastaken
• Tommy's handprint(he's a big man) and Tubbo's bee painting
• The rug
• Ranboo has a quiet area, and he's also reading about grass
• Tommy and Tubbo's lil shoes, and the fact that their masks are each other's favorite colors
• The Friend figurine on the shelf
• Everyone got to write their own names on their cubbies
• There are so many smiley face stickers everywhere

(Reed idk if you can get on Pinterest but I don't think you can see it so here's a link, hope it works)

Not me writing a parody of Internet Ruined me about the Dream SMP

was deadass thinking about doing something like this but now that I actually watch one I realize that I'd start sobbing if I tried

My brother has some… theories about Schlatt
According to him:
1) he isn't 6'3
2) he ate his bearded dragon

Update:
"He ate his bearded dragon because he's a Chad."

• My brother, today